How about a "bandana hammock"?

It took Snarky entirely too long to get that. Must acquire some caffeine.

Perhaps a "bandana hammock" would be something one of the Duke boys would sport on a sweltering summer excursion to the local watering hole. Daisy can't have all the fun!

On hot days, rural southern boys are required to wear tighty whities in the swimming hole. It's the law. ;-)

(i wish I were kidding. I mean, I am about the law part, but there seems to be some kind of long-standing tradition about rednecks and swimming in briefs. I really don't get it. You wouldn't see it at a swimming pool or anything, but out on a lake...)

Yeah. Just .