Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite?  No (sadly), I'm trying to be better about exposure to sugar and gluten.  

 

Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)   

-- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)  Yes, that would be so much fun!  I'd love a Gnome is Where You Hang Your in Cthulhu like colors (beard/skin in green, sweater in red/black).

-- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)

 

How about Gnome tea towel(s)?  I'm good on tea towls.

 

Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?  An ornament would be great, especially if you can make it a gothy or bloody gnome.  I love subversive ornaments! 

 

What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?  I like just walking around the woods or the suburbs when no one else is out (when it's raining or late at night) so I can take my time looking at and listening to nature.  I try to make it to parks and I want to start hiking once I get my bursa taken care of.

 

 

What kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? 

It would need to be weatherproof as it will join the other gnomes and zombie flamingoes outside. 

 

How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes?

All the yes!!!

 

Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?

I would love medicinal herbs and seeds for  leafy greens, kale, cabbage, and carrots.  

 

Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)?

Sure!

 

if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)

I would love even decants of Witches Lace 2022.  I spilled mine and am still mourning its loss.  As for currently available, I think I would enjoy Gnome Protection Racket, Lune Débonnaire, Moon Blep, or Moondrunk.  I would also be interested in decants of those.

 

If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy?

Lavender Earl Grey or Cream of Earl Grey sound delicious!

 

Would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture?

Sure.  Could it be a gothy gnome, though?

New question:  Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon.

Flails in Absolutely Yes!!!!!

 

Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have?  No yellow, please.  

 

If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?  Sure!  I'll take all the mushies, too!

 

Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  We really don't eat cheese in the house anymore. 

 

 

I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?     I'm down for gothy. 

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   Villain pins, please!  I collect enamel pins and villains speak near and dear to my heart.

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... Absolutely!  And with mushrooms, please. ❤️

 

Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... Not right now. 

 

I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses?  I can't.  I get migraines from rabbit fur.