Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? no thanks

 

Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome) I don't have a ton of room so as cute as this is I'd prefer a gnome that can live outside

-- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)

-- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)

 

How about Gnome tea towel(s)? absolutely

 

Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? if its small and not xmasy yes

 

What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? I love my plants and my snakes and I like the IDEA of nature but nature in Texas is usually too hot, sweaty, try to kill you-y to really enjoy.

 

what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? I would love a fully outdoorsy gnome to live with my others... they get wet, and hot... and sometimes cold and icy... but thats pretty rare

 

How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? bring it!!!

 

Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I've never successfully grown anything from seed.  I'd be interested to try.  But also... I'd prefer props or little baby starter plants because I'm much more comfortable starting from that point 

 

Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? I always love feathers

 

if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)

I made a BIG Weenie order and a BIG Yule order so... something from the NYE or Lunacy scents would be most welcome...

Bat Jockeys

Gnome Protection Racket

Oblivion Railroad*****

Bedroom

Black Pepper, Amber & Clove

Einzelne Hauser (Hauser mit Bergen) 

Philosopher Reading

 

Also... I'm OBSESSED with Snake Oil Sufganiyot so you can send me ALL of the bottles/decants of that that you can find!!!!!!

 

My favorite is Snake Charmer which I honestly probably actually have "enough" of... not that I wouldn't take more...

but if you have any OLD Perversion in your collection... I love that scent and I especially love it aged...

 

If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? no tea unless its lipton iced sweet tea or boba

 

would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? only if its like REALLY tiny 😏

 

Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon.

ooooo yessssss!!!  I love nice vanilla in my morning cold brew ...

and for the record, although I don't drink alcohol its just a choice/preference... so... its not going to cause PROBLEMS if I were to receive something that was alcohol based...

 

Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? pink.  I hate pink.

 

If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? love embroidered things... no gender preference... mushrooms, and all bugs... dragonflies, spiders, etc all wonderful... just please no worms/caterpillars as I seem to have a really strange phobia of them and even photographs are hard for me

 

Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?

I just use a regular knife for my cheese

 

I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   I ALWAYS love spoopy/gothy things... and nice coffee beans (prefer coarse ground for making cold brew), good on nirvana shirts unless you have an actual vintage one from the 90s ... the repros make me a bit sad...

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   I'm not a fan of the Mouse

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren...

that sounds lovely

 

***Unrelated to any questions but also wasn't really in my questionnaire anywhere***

I LOOOOOOOVE incense.  Currently I'm really into STICK style incense (I have enough wax tarts for a while)

I could also use a stick incense burner as I don't have any and just sort of use whatever to hold the sticks... currently, Im using an old roll of duct tape in one room and a b0ng that I got as a wrap gift on a stoner comedy I worked on in another (the b0ng actually is kind of genius and works better than I expected) and in the living room I just stick it in the dirt for one of my houseplants