Would you like something embroidered my elf? I would love an embroidered tea towel or ornament with pinecones and/or pine boughs or other winter themes (rather than xmas) or Krampus.  

Would you, dearest elf, be interested in some handmade hair falls? The kind I make are 1. extremely lightweight 2. made from up cycled and ethically sourced natural materials like silk and antique lace 3. completely customized just for you- so give me around three colors, preferred length and whether you'd like one big one (ponytail style) or two (space buns / pigtails style)  These sound so lovely, I wish I had the hair for it.  But no thank  you for now.  

Would you be interested in homemade cocktail bitters? They do have alcohol, but can be used in seltzer or club soda in addition to adding that little somethin' somethin' to your favorite cocktail. I have already made rose, cinnamon bourbon, orange saffron, and ginger vanilla which I am happy to share or could also make something more bespoke in the next few weeks.  Note- these are made with vodka, unless otherwise specified.  the orange saffron sounds yummy or an orange spice. It would need to be potato and wheat free vodka (rice or grape is fine),  

Would you be interested in infusing kits for your alcohol of choice? Could be for different liquors or wine, depending on your preferences.  No thank you, we already have one. 

Is there anything that you would like to stock your liquor cabinet? Not really, I got out of drinking with all my allergy issues, and I just have small bits. If you wanted to send me some safe vodka I wouldn’t say no though. 

Soooo I love the tea towels from Spoonflower AND they have a ton of Krampus type graphics.   Would you be interested in a tea towel from there?   (Bonus if you go look and give some links to your fav Krampus fabric.)  I kinda always need tea towels. We dirty them up pretty quick and the non-decorative ones get used all around the house. Having ones for the kitchen only, would be really nice. 

Or I can order a fat quarter and make a bowl holder for you (works for hot OR cold, on the table, in your hands, microwavable) if you're interested.   I use them a lot for hot bowls. I think we have 3 now, and they are awesome. Adding a Krampus to the coffins, chickens and bunny ones could be fun.