In the bottle: Sweet, sweet, sweet. There's something very familiar about this…
On, wet: Boy oh boy this is sweet. Myrrh, and powder (but not dry), and sweetness. Where so I know this scent from? It's so familiar it's like a word that's on the tip of my tongue…
On, 30 min: Now I understand where you get the word "amp" from. It's as if the volume on my olfactory receptors was turned up to 11. I can't handle it, the powdery sweetness is just too loud. I have to wash it off; I'm getting headache-y and stuffed-nose-y.
As I wash my hands in the bathroom, it comes to me: Nature's Gate Herbal Shampoo (and Conditioner, and Body Lotion).
Why oh why does it have to be this on me? Why can't it be the dark and seductive Minotaur? I get no amber, no musk, no wood, nothing spicy. I get headache-inducingly sweet miasma of myrrh. My heart is broken…
