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In Bottle: Apple martini On Skin: From the bottle to the skin a lot changes. It’s no longer an apple martini. The mint kicks in right away and along with the lime is very sharp and tart. I also get a strong tea note, which isn’t listed in the description. The scent is very light, I really have to breathe in to smell it. The aquatice are there, but not soapy, just a little watery that helps dilute the tea note I smell. The apple has faded into the back, it isn’t a fruity scent at all on me. There is also a soft musky note in the background, not standing out, but giving a nice base. I don’t smell the iris… hmm… Overall this is a sweet minty tea, very light… and it’s staying power is very minimal. It faded to almost nothing in about an hour.

In Bottle: Soapy floral On Skin: Wow! This is strong. I am looking at the description, and I have no idea why I ordered a full 5ml bottle. I’m not a big fan of florals, and the only thing I see in the description that might have grabbed me is “sticky, glowing golden, sweet and terminally inviting scent.” I guess I thought “Honey” right away from that… and this scent is not honey at all. It’s a super strong soapy floral, very clean and sharp and slightly citrusy… either lemon or grapefruit. It wakes me up right away, like a beautiful spring morning when your windows are open and the sun is streaming in and the flowers outside are opening and their dewy scent is filling the air. The scent is golden for sure, with a slightly green and white undertone… that’s the crisp part. I would love to use this as a linen spray or room scent. It’s not really something I’d wear, but I’d love to come home to it.

In Bottle: Soft floral On Skin: The peony is very strong, I thought this would be a lighter blend for some reason. The plum blossom offers a sweet compliment and the water reeds are a very watery and slightly aquatic note. I get no woods from this that I can detect. This is a very true floral blend, a little overwhelming for me. This is a great scent for Spring, or a garden party because you’ll blend in nicely with the fresh blooms around you. Very feminine, I could never picture this on a man. This is a pink scent… a floral pink, not a sweet candy pink. As it dries down, it becomes a bit like a floral soap. Both the throw and staying power and strong. It’s not really my thing though since I’m not crazy about strong florals, I may keep an imp and swap the rest. Also, a side note… are there Lunar Oils in this blend? I don’t seem to smell them and that’s usually my favorite part of the Lunacys.

In Bottle: Chocolate and cinnamon cake On Skin: The cassia is strongest, it’s like a sweet cinnamon note… also reminds me of gingerbread. I don’t smell angel food sadly, I love the smell of angel food and was hoping that would be the dominant note but it’s not. The coconut sweetens it just slightly. The cocoa note is actually very light, I wouldn’t call this a chocolate scent at all. This scent is a tasty baked goods scent, all sorts of baked goods, carrot cake, gingerbread, coconut cake... all mixed together. A bakery scent for sure, it makes me hungry right away. It’s not exactly a scent I want to smell like, people will probably wonder what kind of cake I’m carrying around. Very spicy and sweet, a nice room scent for the kitchen maybe? Strong throw and staying power.

Bourbon blackberry buttercream over red velvet cake. In Bottle: Pure sweet delicious buttercream with abit of fresh berries on top. On Skin: Well, that gorgeous buttercream lasted about T minus 10 seconds on my skin. I am devestated. I was soooooooooooo excited for this scent. But it turned to cat pee on me. Why!??!?! Curses!!! I shed a tear… is my bottle different than evreyone elses? No… my other bottle does the same thing. It became a boozy note for a moment, and the berries are still there in the distance, but there is this rancid icky note that just overwhelms it. Is it the bourbon? The bourbon in Spanked didn’t do this to me. The buttercream is completely gone, and no sweet red velvet cake note either. Overall, this turns to cough syrup meets cat pee… nothing I’d like to wear. What a shame… I’m crying another tear.

In Bottle: Dark sweet musk On Skin: Sexy! I want a bottle of this! The description fits for sure. If I smelled this on someone walking by, it would capture my attention right away. It has a beautiful deep dark musky base sweetened with exotic spices and a little incense. I also smell a resin… amber or myrrh… It kind of reminds me of a more concentrated and musky version of YSL’s Opium. There is also a slight floral note. To me this scent is very seductive… sultry… woman on the prowl… As it develops, I get a little more powdery incense and the resins deepen even further. This has an average throw with a nice staying length. I want to make a spray of this and wear it out and about on the town. I’d love to see the reactions, it’s so freaking sexy!

In Bottle: Ginger!!! (What else should it smell like?) On Skin: Um… gulp. Yeah, that’s ginger. A bit too much ginger for me. Wowsers! This is a note I don’t like to breathe in deeply. It’s very, very, VERY pungent. Slightly dirty, slightly spicy, slightly herbal… VERY not me. It’s hard for me not to want to wash this off, it’s not a good scent at all on me. I was expecting gingersnaps, gingerbread… something along that line. Nope, this isn’t sweet at all. It actually has a very sour note in it, citrusy… maybe lemonish. And dark, a little woody… I’m thinking a little Lemon Pledgy-esque. As it fades, it mellows out some, but still isn’t a scent I’d wear. But I got this to just help me identify specific notes in other blends and that’s exactly what it’s helped me do.

In Bottle: Sandalwood On Skin: So beautiful… once you smell this as a single note, you can smell it other blends so easily. It’s a nice, light woody note. Dry and slightly powdery… not sappy at all. I get a bit of a masculine feel from this but that’s usually how I feel about woody notes. It has a very light throw, you really have to inhale to get a good impression of it. It’ sweeter than other woods like pine and cedar. Smelling this now, makes it appear an obvious note in Stardust, Thanatos an Vicomnt de Valmont… just to name a few. After about 20 minutes… I notice something not so good. It kind of smells like… pee… yeah… urine. But only slightly… if I concentrate too much. Then it goes back to being a powdery wood. Hmmm… that is a little odd but that’s what I got from it.

In Bottle: Spicy floral On Skin: I’m note sure why I was excited for this scent… the ambers maybe? Well, I don’t like it at all at first. It smells like kitchen spices: cloves, nutmeg, pepper… mixed with fruits and flowers. A very weird and almost thrown together feel. I can really smell the carnation which is my least favorite floral right after rose. It just doesn’t go with me, it smells a bit spoiled. While I love the golden amber base that I smell at first with a quick whiff, I don’t like the spices and florals that come out deeper into the breath. It is an interesting scent, but not me sadly. After it dries down, and about 20 minutes into wearing, the ambers take over a bit more and I like it better. Plus the apple blossom comes out which I really like. But it’s nothing that’s making me drool or go crazy over… oh well…

In Bottle: Milk On Skin: First off, it smells exactly like Milk Moon to me. I need a gallon. Then after a few minutes, the water note shows through and gives a slight aquatic tone to the scent. Hmmm… very nice. It’s not as heavy as Milk Moon and it’s more refreshing. But it does have that obvious creamy “milk” note that both Milk and Chaste Moon have and I LOVE that. The coconut is light, it’s not screaming suntan oil or anything luckily. The shea butter is sweet but also a nice contrast to the heavier milk note. Mixed all together, it does smell like a refreshing milky coconutty cocktail. I really want to sip it!! I only bought a 5ml of this unsniffed, so my next order will probably be for two 10mls. This is an instant favorite, since I ADORE Milk Moon and Chaste Moon and this is a family member of theirs for sure. I still love Milk Moon the most, because nothing can beat it, it is my ultimate comfort scent. Yay for comfort scents!!! Average throw and lifespan.

In Bottle: Sweet honey On Skin: I am dancing, seriously. I thought I’d never find anything to compare to O, but this scent is BEAUTIFUL!!! The honey is the base and most obvious note. Beautiful drippy golden honey. This scent screams with a warm gold tone, so rich and comforting. After a few minutes the herbs start coming out, to my dismay. I don’t like herbal scents and was really hoping my skin wouldn’t amp the herbal notes in this one, but there they are. They cut through the sweetness which may be welcome to people who don’t like overly sweet scents. It has a very slight floral twinge, again enough to just help thin out the syrupy sweetness of the scent. As the scent develops, the honey fades a bit sadly. The herbs also take away from the syrupy feel, and soon the scent is actually becoming quite powdery. I do really love this scent, but O will still remain my favorite Catalog Scent due to the fact that it stays honey on me without florals or herbs. I did order a 10 ml bottle which I’m sure I’ll be using all of. A gorgeous scent and I LOVE the description. A huge success, thanks Beth!!!

In Bottle: Apricot!! On Skin: Um… super yum! Again, I’m getting the Strawberry Shortcake doll feel from this… but this time it’s the little Apricot doll. She was always my favorite… with Hopsalot the Bunny. Anyway, it smells a bit like the single note Georgia Peach… syrupy and amazingly sweet. Not a fresh apricot at all… more like canned apricots, or even the beautiful scent of concentrated dried apricots. I want more of this… yes… it is so pretty yet cute. Very feminine and fruity. A nice bright and fuzzy scent… apricot velvet to be exact. I want to lick my wrist… it’s a bit dangerous. I am suck a sucker for the single note scents, especially the foody ones. I need more!!! Please!! I’m begging… yes….

In Bottle: PEACH!! On Skin: Super sweet syrupy canned peaches. I love this! It completely reminds me of the Strawberry Shortcake doll Peach Blush. She was one of my favorite dolls! It smells soooooooooooo good. Much sweeter than a fresh peach and a little more artificial. If I could get a bottle of this I would… and maybe mix it with scents to cut the extremeness of it. Maybe mix it with “O” or Milk Moon… yum… Seriuosly, if you have any this you’d be willing to spare, I’m your girl. I only have a few drops of it that I’m going to hold dear to my heart. I must have more!!!

In Bottle: Salty ozone. On Skin: This is a very fresh ozoney scent. I don’t think it smells like real tears at all, unless you cry ocean water. It also has a slight soapy detergent note, like most aquatic/ozone scents seem to go on me. It is very light blue feeling… almost an ice blue. Very salty and crisp. This scent is so clean!! It stirs me, so refreshing but also comforting and relaxing at the same time. Not really a scent I’d wear but I’d use it for aromatherapy or as a room scent. Medium throw and average staying length.

In Bottle: Sweet and spicy pumpkin On Skin: Wow! Much deeper and sweeter than any of the Pumpkin Patch series. This is “Super Pumpkin” layered with gorgeous spices and sweet vanilla. I think I smell nutmeg, clove…. brown sugar or maple… Hmm…. It’s also quite dark, I almost detect a resinous note or musk. It is quite delicious but I’d rather use it as a room scent than as a perfume. It has pretty good throw and is a beautiful comfort scent. A must for foody scent lovers. I think it’s pretty amazing, but I don’t think I’ll sell my soul for a bottle like some people have. But I’m super excited I got to try it and will keep the half imp I have!!

In Bottle: Spicy berry bubblegum On Skin: I love this, why didn’t I get a bottle!?!?! At first it has a super sweet bubblegum note… In the background is a slight spicy exotic and also sour feel, almost like Dior Tendre Poison. I think the sweet note is the plum and pear, the myrrh is royal and deep. The woody note makes it even deeper and gives a slightly smoky base. I get a dark purple, green and gold feel from this, it is beyond beautiful, I would love to wear this all the time. It’s like Dior made a berry/plum version of Poison. I’d buy gallons if I could. The throw is medium with average staying length. I am completely in love with this scent!!!

In Bottle: Musk and spices On Skin: I realized I never reviewed the real Snake Charmer. When I got my first bottle last summer it was actually Hall of Mirrors labeled as Snake Charmer. The lab sent me a new bottle of the real scent and I never reviewed it. So here we go. First off, it is pure Snake Oil on me. That beautiful deep musky spicy resinous scent. I don’t get the plum or coconut at all. I smell the resiny ambrette, dark Arabian musk and sweet vanilla and benzoin right off. A beautiful combination. The labdanum adds a darker note, deep and sultry and the Egyptian amber adds to that… and to finish it off the sexy spices pull it all together. This smells almost identical to the aged Snake Oil I have so I’m not sure if I need to order any more since at least Snake Oil is a catalog scent and I can get it any time. After about 20 minutes, the plum comes out a bit. That is the only real difference I can smell in Snake Charmer, the fruity note. Snake Charmer also fades a lot quicker than Snake Oil. All in all, a very seductive and sensual scent. I’d love this on myself as well as my husband.

My fur-kids are killing me!!! OK... I'm getting ready for work... and it's finally time to go. I call the pups to put them in their crates. Iggy comes running right away... Berlin doesn't. Berlin! Berlin! After about 30 seconds of me calling her name, she comes around the corner with a "cigarette" hanging out of her mouth. Yeah, it looked funny as hell and I wish I had my camera at that second... but the fact is, she ate almost an entire pack of bubblegum cigarettes... about 5 or 6 pieces. So, I flip out, call the vet. Chris couldn't find the doctor so I put Berlin in her crate, ran to work, called the vet again and they said to just observe her. It's obviously more scary for her than other dogs because she's only about 10 pounds. I quickly did my morning duties and left to get home around 10. Now I'm sitting her watching her. She seems fine, but cripes... what if this stuff gums up her works, creates a blockage and she needs surgery?!?!??! I'm still in the hole with Iggy and I financially can't handle anymore or mentally either. I'm about to seriously just lose it. Please, please, PLEASE think good thoughts for her. She and I both need them actually... And speaking of Iggy. He got his last bandage off yesterday. He had a huge scab, which is good, it means he's healing. The doctor said he'd be fine as long as he didn't lick it. Well, he was good all the way home, then we got inside and within 15 seconds, he had ripped his scab off. Blood everywhere. So I rebandaged him and he is conehead again. If it doesn't start to scab again by tomorrow, he has to go back into the vet. And Spencer might be getting fired today for missing so much work due to his ulcer. His boss says he can't prove it's work related. I think I'm getting an ulcer of my own from all this. Jebus!!!

In Bottle: Dry dirt On Skin: Very dirty and powdery. It smells like dirt that has been diluted, it's not a strong scent at all. There is also a woody note, not wet though... more like old dry wood. This scent seems very "brown" in tone to me. I'm not a huge fan of woody scents, this one especially. It was neat to smell but I don't see myself or my husband ever wearing this one. But it does seem quite realistic... this is exactly what I can picture Mandrake smelling like.

In Bottle: Soft dirt On Skin: A soft version of zombi at first… minus the rose. The floral note this is so soft it’s almost like velvet, so pretty and sweet. There is a slight resin note which adds to the velvetyness. I love that its sweet too, it’s like an earthy cookie almost. Mudpie anyone? It’s a very light scent, within minutes of applying it it pretty much vanished on my skin. Sad, because I LOVE this, but the way it vanishes makes it hard to wear…

In Bottle: Sharp floral On Skin: The Rhododendron is the key player here. I remember it strongly from planting it in our garden with my mom when I was younger. It’s very sharp and pungent. The aquatic notes are strong too. I get a strong spring feel from this… flowers, plants and crisp ozone. A very bright blue feel with a bit of bright white. I get something citrus, grapefruit I think? It’s sweet yet tart, beautiful. It also slightly reminds me of Pele, it wakes me right up. It is a pretty scent but florals and I aren’t the best of friends. I would love to use it as a linen or room spray in the spring.

In Bottle: Dirt On Skin: The dirt note jumps forward. It is so neat! It’s not exactly like Zombi, it’s more ozoney and lacks the obvious florals. This smells like dirt and laundry detergent. It’s very fresh and actually a bit seductive. The wines are not deep, more light and bright… not mulled or heavy. I love this!!! It is a scent people will notice and ask about, completely original! It has a spring feel, like I’ve been working in the garden. It has average throw but doesn’t last long sadly. I would love to have it last longer because this is a scent I will be wearing for sure.

In Bottle: Sour rose On Skin: Well, I’m trying this just for fun. I know I don’t like rose scents, but I’m trying to make my way through the entire BPAL catalog and I’m almost there. This is a strong powdery rose. I also smell another floral, maybe lily, that sweetens it slightly. There is also a slight spice which is a nice contrast to the sour rose and slightly sweet other floral note. It still is a rose scent though, and I think BPAL has plenty of those so this one doesn’t seem too special, but I do like the description. And as usual, rose scents make me think “old lady” right away. To me this is a grandmother scent.

In Bottle: Metalic herbal On Skin: This has a sour metallic herbal note that just turns my nose the second I smell it. Eek. I smell something slightly woody/resin… maybe an incense. I also smell a berry or fruit that gives a slight seeet note, maybe grape? After about 5 minutes, clove comes through, spicy and a bit off to me. I get a bit of a cough medicine feel from it with the medicinal herbal note that shines through. There might be honey in this as well, because I get an additional syrupy note in the background. Normally I love honey, but with the odd mixture here, it just doesn’t work for me. This scent makes me a little ill sadly. It reminds me of Honey Moon (the honey and herbs) mixed with Kali (grape/wine) and maybe Three Witches (clove/spiciness). Very odd…

In Bottle: Pure almond extract On Skin: Another scent that reminds me of the icing I used to make as a child. It was basically powdered sugar and almond extract with a little water. This smells like I just opened the bottle of almond extract, super sweet. Yum. The vanilla intensifies the sweetness of course as does the heliotrope… two blends that turn into pure sugary delight on me. WOW! The frankincense is light but adds a slightly darker, smoky note far in the background, just enough to give it some oompf! The cinnamon also adds another layer, a slight spice playing with the extreme sweetness of the scent. Personally, I don’t like cinnamon and wish it didn’t have that note in it, but oh well. All in all it’s quite nice, but damn sweet. I like it a little more after drydown when it blends with my chemistry and becomes a more morphed form of itself. Sweet but sexy, smething that is nice to get a light whiff of, nothing you should breathe in deeply. After about 20 minutes, Big Red gum. Not my thing sadly. Moderate throw, but short wearing length, it faded super quick.