arianna77

Probably a huge longshot, but here goes: Back in the 90's my uncle brought my mom a set of mini perfumes from France. Her favorite was called Lotus Bleu (it is NOT the one currently made by Roger & Gallet). That's the only info I have since the packaging is long gone, only the tiny bottle remains. I can't find it anywhere, so I was hoping to find a BPAL similar, if anyone even has any idea what I'm talking about lol. Thanks in advance!

The minute I opened the bottle I was forcibly reminded of the time I was 13-14, didn't check the expiration on the milk before pouring it into my cereal, and took a big, awful bite of Frosted Flakes and curdled milk. "Ok", I thought, "a few people have mentioned that this turned wonderful on the skin. I'll give it a whirl." Unfortunately, the only thing it turned for me was my stomach. It still smelled overwhelmingly like sugary curdled milk. (I have to mention that to this day, even the smell of good milk can make me a little nauseated, so take this review with a grain of salt. I don't like milk to drink, and it doesn't seem to work any better if I wear it.) I'm sure I'll be able to rehome this moo-cow with someone that milk gets along with.

I don't generally review because my nose is stupid and generally only gives me yum! or Ew! as feedback. This time, it's giving me some very specific communication. Wet: Hmm, this smells like Lemon Pledge. Drying Down. Yup, still pledge. I have a sudden urge to dust everything in sight. Dry: Where the hell did the pencil sharpener come from??? Now it's Lemon Pledge and pencil shavings, with an undercurrent of yummy men's cologne. Weird. I wanted to love this one, but it seems it wasn't meant to be.