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Creepy hay and metal. This one is ghostly, and kinda minty, and would make sense if you wanted to spray your house and make it smell like a deserted barnyard where a scythe wielding zombie is waiting for you in the darkened gloom.

Leather, motor oil, and a tinge of metal. This one smells dark, and decrepit, and honestly, it would go perfectly as a Streets of Detroit atmosphere vibe. It's very Only Lovers Left Alive - dead, but in your face.

Dana O'Shee is that you? I swear this reminds me to Dana + hay. It's warm and comforting. Hay, honey, and milk.

Lime, candy, and sugar plums. It's a little more insane and crazy Sugar Plum Fairy, but if you loved SPF as a perfume, give this a whirl as a hair gloss. Fun, sweet, crazy.

Huh, so this is what Mme. Moriarty is supposed to smell like. Caveat and big old story time: A loooong time ago, I tried Mme. Moriarty with jewelbug. Let's just say that it was a giant disaster and everyone agreed that it smelled like BO to me. The hairgloss smells like plum, red musk, and incense. Which is how the perfume smelled like on jewelbug. Dark, red, sexy.

This one is an old Villainess bar of soap, so the scent isn't as strong. It's a soft candy smell - not a particular candy, but I do get a bit of sugary sourness to it. It lathers well and does well as a soap, but the smells isn't necessarily distinctive. Definitely USE or LOSE if you ask me. I love super aged Villainess soap bars because as a soap they are awesome. Scent-wise though, it definitely fades over time.

If still you think me mad, you will think so no longer when I describe the wise precautions I took for the concealment of the body. The night waned, and I worked hastily, but in silence. First of all I dismembered the corpse. I cut off the head and the arms and the legs. I then took up three planks from the flooring of the chamber, and deposited all between the scantlings. I then replaced the boards so cleverly, so cunningly, that no human eye — not even his — could have detected any thing wrong. There was nothing to wash out — no stain of any kind — no blood-spot whatever. I had been too wary for that. A tub had caught all — ha! ha! When I had made an end of these labors, it was four o’clock — still dark as midnight. As the bell sounded the hour, there came a knocking at the street door. I went down to open it with a light heart, — for what had I now to fear? There entered three men, who introduced themselves, with perfect suavity, as officers of the police. A shriek had been heard by a neighbour during the night; suspicion of foul play had been aroused; information had been lodged at the police office, and they (the officers) had been deputed to search the premises. Clean wood floors, a clean tub, clean, clean, clean, with no stain of any kind, no blood-spot whatsoever. Embalming Fluid, is that you? It's like you crossed Mr. Clean with Embalming Fluid. There's a slightly soapy drydown which just smells clean. Low throw and wear length.

I needed some Protection today, so I busted this out. It just felt like the right fit. It smells minty and with lemongrass and sage in it. There's just some negative energy around in my office, and while not directed at me per se, its still fatiguing to be around. So far, so good. I'll update this review with how the rest of the day goes.

Sweet honey with apple, jasmine/lily, and sandalwood. This one is spring-like and very clean white florals. Good throw and wear length.

Soft ambery lavender with ambergris on the drydown. This one is a somnolent, cuddly, lavender/amber blend. So good.

Tarred ambergris and frankincense. It's mainly an ambergris and frankincense blend, but with a dark tar edge to it that adds a fair bit of bitterness. And darkness. Good throw and wear length.

Minty leather and musk. If you love the DeSade black leather note, this one is very similar but softened up by the elemi and musks. Good throw and wear length.

Violets, plum, and blue musk. This to me smells like a more grown up version of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Good throw and good wear length.

Rose, oudh, and a touch of saffron. This one is a rich rose blend, with a good bit of oudh and saffron. This smells rich. Medium throw and wear length.

Pine and lavender. This one is the cooler/icier twin to the Language of Crows, which is a pine-tobacco blend. The pine cools the lavender, and then the frankincense pops out. Cool, herby, foresty. Good throw and wear length. This one codes gender-neutral to slightly masculine to me (I think that may be the pine). Again, another blend for mr. zee_zee to test out.

Piney tobacco and smoky resins. I get hints of pine, birch tar, and sugar. Underneath the tobacco, I get hints of amber. This one is a complex tobacco blend - with plenty of pine and resins, as an FYI. Good throw and wear length. To my nose, this codes as masculine. I'll give this to mr. zee_zee to test out.

Resiny rose and red sandalwood. This one smells like a resinous rose blend. It reminds me to Rose Red, minus the cool green snap and less voluptous. Good throw and wear length.

This reminds me to any number of 13 blends - dark chocolate over a dark rooty bed of patchouli. It's a foodie chocolate-patch blend on me. Medium throw, great wear length.

Pink roses, extra sugar, and a dollop of honey. This one was pink and sweet. If you love sugary feminine rose blends, give this a try.

Soft TKO lavender with traces of pear and bergamot. If you love TKO or lavender, get this. UGH. I might need a bottle.

Very light sandalwood, with a touch of patchouli and champaca. I'm actually surprised at how light this is. It's very refined. I actually really like this.

Vanilla, incense, and oudh. I get a red musk/incensey bit, sweetened by vanilla and dashed by oudh. Medium throw and wear length.

Oudh, rose, chamomile, with a swish of resins. This one is actually mainly an oudh and rose blend on me. Medium throw and wear length.

Juniper, myrrh, and resins. This smells like a gin-based resin blend. Medium throw and wear length.

Mossy, sundew, and a touch of woods. This one smells like winter in the Bayou. Gender neutral edging toward masculine cologne. Good throw and wear length.