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Ogun This is a morpher. Starts out with refreshing green melon and turns into spicy honey with a hint of the coolness from the melon remaining. Gorgeous 4.6 out of 5

Dian's Bud It smells a lot like juniper berries at first...which can sometimes smell like B.O. Then it smells a little like blueberries?! Now it smells like household cleaning products and greenery. It's harsh. 1 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

Titania I feel like all I'm smelling is the white grape. It's probably because my nose is uneducated. This reminds me very much of 51. 2.8 out of 5

Haunted Was not expecting to like this! I can tell it's only a two-note blend, but they are very well blended together. Musk can sometimes smell like soap on me, and amber can overpower. Together they're awesome. This is an elegant and simple blend, and I can see it becoming a staple in my BPAL wardrobe. 4.5 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

The Deep Ones Woo! Juniper! This smells like very expensive bubble bath. I like it. I think a woman could pull this off just as well as a man. 4 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

Beanman & Beanwoman Prepare to Attack the Vagina Fruity and beachy. Nice! I wish I got more musk, though. Very nice staying power. I love how this dries down to a cozy, subtle coconut. 3.8 out of 5

Tintagel I don't get any leather from this, but I do get lots and lots of dragon's blood, which is nice. I also get...Christmas? I think I'll like this way more during the colder months. 2.5 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

The Unicorn I picked this imp because a long time ago, I smelled a very expensive linden soap and I fell in love. Couldn't afford it, though. It was a sad day. Then I came across The Unicorn and saw that it had linden listed as a note! YAY!!! Hadda buy it. Unfortunately, this is a very nondescript perfume to me. It does smell familiar, maybe like that soap? Maybe not? It's barely detectable on my skin. What tiny whiffs I do get are very boring and blah. I will say that it makes a better clean laundry scent than Dirty, if that one let you down in that area. I'm so upset! I'm definitely gonna retest this one. It WILL work on me, dammit! I WILL love this! Grr... 2 out of 5

Bread-and-Butter-Fly At first, this smells a lot like buttery pound cake. Not quite bread, but that's fine. It's still really nice. After a while on my skin, it reminds me of the smell of...babies. You know that smell. Not babies with full diapers but that nice, comforting, sweet and innocent baby smell. Sort of like milky, buttery caramel. And a little baby powder. And some other stuff I can't put into words. I really like this. It's a very "cute" sort of smell. I can't pick out the tea at any point (I guess because it's "weak"), but I can sorta kinda tell it's there. This is so well blended and comforting. 4.5 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

Whip Holycrapsoamazing. It's so simple and lovely. The rose is so fresh and the leather is so so so sexy. *swoon* 4.8 out of 5

No. 93 Engine There are really no words for this. It's perfect. I'm astounded. GO BUY SOME. NOW. 5 out of 5

wow. penny dreadful smells like spicy, dusty dirt on my skin. i was going to recommend hemlock but silvertarna beat me to it. I wish! Nosferatu is fabulous on me! I don't know why Penny Dreadful isn't I'm gonna let it age and see if it gets better. My imp was fresh from the Lab.

Penny Dreadful smells like a vitamin or a health food shop. Also kinda like tahini. You know how a medicine cabinet has that musty, medicinal smell? It's kinda like that. I don't like it, but maybe somebody out there would find it comforting.

O Okay, I confess I only ordered this because I feel as a BPAL fan, I really should have tried O by now. I LOVE honey and the other notes are fine, so I figured there should be no reason why this wouldn't work on me. Opening the imp and smelling directly from it, this smells exactly like Hecate. Upon first application to my wrist, it still smells like Hecate! Why am I getting almond from this? WHY?! As it settles down, it still smells like evil almond, but also has a nice foody quality to it. I'm wondering why people say this smells like sex. Does sex smell like delicious pastries to them? It's also burning. Crap! I declined to implement the old scrub 'n' pray, instead opting to tempt the fates and endure the burniness. Thankfully, it only lasted a few minutes, and eventually morphed into a delicious warm honey scent. Mmmm...it's like bathing in a hot tub of bubbling honey. I love this. I only wish it was stronger. 4 out of 5

'Tis the Voice of the Lobster I wasn't expecting much out of this one. Admittedly, I only put it on my wishlist because it sounded so unusual. This was a huge sleeper hit for me! It's lovely. Woody and fruity at the same time. I smell pretty much all of the listed notes, except for the mandarin. I mostly smell the strawberry, and that's just fine. It's delicious. After a while, a jammy sort of smell emerges, and it is to die for. The wood is present through all stages. I this lobster! 4.6 out of 5

Schrödinger's Cat This perfume is essentially a thought experiment. It's mostly citrus, but it's such an unusual citrus. Zesty and soft at the same time. The soft part of it reminds me of Dorian. I can also smell the lavender. Fascinating. 4.3 out of 5

Dirty This isn't a clean linen scent at all, to my nose. It's very sweet and cloying. I think what I'm smelling is plumeria. It's alright, but it doesn't thrill me. I feel like I've smelt it before. 2.5 out of 5

The Hanging Gardens My stars. This is awesome!!!! It's sweet but not too sweet, fruity but not too fruity, and green but not too green! Just perfect. I smell the quince, fig, pear, and rose the most, and a little fir. It's juicy. It's humid. It's complex. It has a richness that is glorious on me. I love it! 4.8 out of 5

Penny Dreadful This smells like tahini or peanut butter on me. The dirt in Nosferatu works beautifully for me! Why is this so...wrong?? Phooey. 1 out of 5 *ETA: This was frimped to me from the Lab!

Hecate THIS IS AN ALMOND BEAST. Holy cow. You know that pink soap they have in public bathrooms that smells like almonds? That's Hecate. Thankfully, the almond checks itself after a while and it turns into a nice myrrh-y scent. Nice, but kinda meh. Oh yeah, and it was the first BPAL to burn my skin. 2.5 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

Horreur Sympathique Oh my. I got giddy when I smelled this one. The honey note is SO REALISTIC! Mmm!! The wine isn't boozy, but cushy and indulgent. I like! This is bottled opulence. This is what I imagine Hedonism Bot smells like! Or maybe Winnie the Pooh... 4.8 out of 5

Squirting Cucumber Wow! Smells just like a real cucumber. It's sweet and refreshing. I can smell the greenness of the cucumber skin. Mmmm. After it dries down, it gets a sort of creamy quality. Not a sweet creamy, more like a yogurt creamy. Interesting. I wish it lasted longer. I'll try it again on a warm, sunny day. 3 out of 5

Shango Eh. I don't love it. All I smell is bananas, apples and vague creamy/spiciness. Good lasting power, though. Wish I smelled the coconut more. I'm gonna let it age and see if I like it better that way. 2.5 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!

High-Strung Daisies Smells like watermelon in the imp. O_o Curious. Oohh...this is very girly! The watermelon goes away once it's on my skin. Turns into candy corn! Yum! 4 out of 5

Queen Gertrude This smells just like Violet Ray on me! It's a little fresher, but otherwise identical. Staying power is not as good as Violet Ray. My skin amps the violet in this blend and I can't smell any of the other flowers. Oh well. It's fresh and clean and has a decent throw. 3 out of 5 *This was frimped to me from the Lab!