StevenBoatman

Hm. Who's ready for snow this afternoon?

Hm. That was easy enough.

Hmm. I dislike having to skip breakfast. On the plus side, it's really helping!

Hmm...go to bed a decent hour? Or stay up and play Kingdom Hearts until my eyeballs pop like popcorn? Decisions, decisions...

Hmph. Well, I hope the person that hacked my old XBox account and used my card to buy about $200 worth of xbox points enjoys them....and then dies of heart failure. >.

Holy heffalumps and woozles. What in the name of Dis was WRONG with these people back in the sixties????

Home again, home again, stuffed to boot.Official weigh in *drumroll please*377.3lbs!Last weigh in was on 2/10, and I was roughly 368. That's almost 10lbs in a little over a week!!! Who da (fat) man?

Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving!

How do we fix your vision? By blinding you with bright lights and puffs of air applied directly to your eyes, of course!

How doth the little crocodileImprove his shining tail,And pour the waters of the NileOn every golden scale!How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws,And welcomes little fishes inWith gently smiling jaws!

How has my Sunday been so far, you ask?Well, let's see....first I woke up to a notice that I had gotten an unauthorized $60 charge to my account. Then I discovered that my water heater is leaking-apparently the bottom is rusted out and it's not holding water like it should. So I had to call our emergency maintenance line and have someone come out to fix it. In the meantime, I have a hot water tap running (to relieve pressure), paper towels around the tank to absorb water, and damp not-quite...

How to tell if you are sick with strep: If you have a sore throat, but can still manage to eat a nice big cup of chips and salsa without additional pain (or, you know, your throat bursting into flames) chances are you DON'T have strep. In other news, between popping Vitamin C tabs like candy, chicken noodle soup, and chips and salsa, I fully intend to kick this virus' butt within 24 hours. Let the games begin.

Huh. In our digital billboards in the call center, they actually have something acknowledging Rosh Hashanah. Well done on the acknowledging diversity thing!

I <3 Black Phoenix's "The Bow and Crown of Conquest." Seriously nommy stuff!

I <3 my insurance.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

I am QUITE done with today, thank you!

I am sooooo ready to go to a four day work week. I want that extra day to sleep!!

I can haz sleepy times now? Pleaze?

I can sing in the troubled times, sing when I win.I can sing when I lose my step, and I fall down again.I can sing 'cause You pick me up, sing 'cause You're there.I can sing 'cause You hear me, Lord, when I call to You in prayer.I can sing with my last breath, sing for I know-That I'll sing with the angels, and the saints around the throne!

I can sing in the troubled timesSing when I winI can sing when I lose my stepAnd fall down againI can sing 'cause You pick me upSing 'cause You're thereI can sing 'cause You hear me, LordWhen I call to You in prayerI can sing with my last breathSing for I knowThat I'll sing with the angelsAnd the saints around the throne

I cannot go to the oceanI cannot drive the streets at nightI cannot wake up in the morningWithout you on my mind.So you're gone and I'm hauntedAnd I bet you are just fine.Did I make it that easyTo walk right in and outOf my life?

I declare today to be Child Free Celebration day! All those without children-and who aren't wanting any-stand up and rejoice! We are free!

I don't care if I'm 26 years old...the new Pokemon game WILL BE MINE.

I don't think I will ever understand the logic of some customers (note that I said SOME). They seem to think that they should be PAID for being our customers. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. Don't like it? Here's an idea for you: Call up your electric company and tell them how they should give you tons of money and free service because you've been with them so long. And then feel ashamed as they laugh their butts off.