StevenBoatman

I want to do a nighttime cemetery crawl soon. However, I'm far too chicken (braaawk, bawk bawk baawk) to go by myself. Sigh. T_T

I want to go stand out in the rain.

I would swear I just heard the Skull Kid laugh from Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask. O.o

I'm curious: how does one get from "The Second Amendment gives everyone a right to bear arms!" (which, frankly, is debatable), to "We need conceal carry rights"? One does not logically follow the other. Open carry makes much more sense.Plus, I'd rather know which nuts I need to avoid.

I'm fairly sure that the geese have setup sentries and patrols outside... O.o

I'm feeling a bit Puckish today, and I'm half tempted to wear Gore-shock to work. Hmm.....

I'm finding there's a certain type of quiet peace in doing certain household chores. The laundry, in this case. The repetitive motions of gathering clothes, pulling sheets from the bed, prepping the washer...it's almost meditative. And in the mid-morning solitude of my apartment, these basic chores are actually rather...pleasant.

I'm interested to see who reads my posts ...I realize it's not all of my friends. So, if you read this, please leave me a one word comment about your day - only one word please. Then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you on your wall ... Please don't post a word and not copy

I'm slowly beginning to understand how the main character of Silent Hill: The Room must have felt. x_______________x

I'm sure I'm the absolute last person to find this out, but...YOU GUYS, NETFLIX HAS COSMOS. THE NEW ONE. THE WHOLE SEASON.*brews tea and gets comfy*

I'm trying to determine just what it is about American Horror Story: Asylum that unnerves me so. I think it's the absolutely twisted manifestation of religion. Certain characters in the show approach ALL problems, even ones with physical/neurological causes as being spiritual problems with spiritual solutions. (Said solutions including caning and shaming, of course.)As a church, we DO believe that certain issues are spiritual in nature. HOWEVER, we also need to acknowledge that many con...

I'm working, earning money, paying bills, doing household chores and thinking about apartment decor. I'm even making responsible choices at the grocery store.Guys...I think...I think I'm an adult now. I think I'm...adulting. Is this a good thing?

I'm....disturbed a trend I see among some men these days. Just so we're clear guys, you realize you don't have the "right" to get your bone on with any woman at any given time just because you want sex, right? I mean, we know that unless there is clear consent from both parties, the sex act constitutes rape, right? O.o (Consent is the reason why drugging someone then having sex with them is rape-they are unable to provide consent. It's also why people aren't able to marry animals-despite...

I've got a river of life flowing out of me-Makes the lame to walk and the blind to see.Opens prison doors, sets the captives free.I've got a river of life flowing out of me!

Idea #2 for clearing traffic on the highway: People who cause wrecks because they're texting/putting on makeup/reading/on the computer should be taken out of their cars, stapled to the highway, and run over by the other drivers.

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. ~Roald Dahl

If God had a face what would it look likeAnd would you want to seeIf seeing meant that you would have to believeIn things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets?And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is goodyeah yeah yeah yeah yeahWhat if God was one of usJust a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTrying to make his way homeHe's trying to make his way homeBack up to heaven all aloneNobody calling on the phoneExcept for the pope, maybe, in Rome

If I get one more stupid, screaming idiot on my phone today, someone is going to die a slow and miserably painful death. >

If I had a world of my own, EVERYTHING would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would.

If I speak in tongues of human beings and of angels but I don't have love, I'm a clanging gong or a clashing cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and I know all the mysteries and everything else, and if I have such complete faith that I can move mountains but I don't have love, I'm nothing. If I give away everything that I have and hand over my own body to feel good about what I've done but I don't have love, I receive no benefit whatsoever. Love is patient, love is kind, it isn't...

If only I could turn back timeIf only I had said what I still hide,If only I could turn back time,I would stay for the night, for the night...

If the world ends, it needs to go out in a Silent Hill sort of way.Knowing my luck, though, it'll be more of a "Attack of the Eight-Legged Freaks" apocalypse. T___T

If you are going to argue, please avoid slippery-slope arguments. They are logical fallacies and generally invalidate your point.

if you got Shoggoth problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 Elder Gods, but an Yith ain't one.

If you want to know what the human race is really like, just read the comments section on Youtube, or on any article promoting diversity/inclusiveness/tolerance/etc.