StevenBoatman
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This is the birthday "card" I made for Mom this year. I'm rather proud of it!(And yes, that is a teeny little TARDIS cake in its...uh...plunger.)
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This sums up my thoughts perfectly (not mine, so forgive the mild language):"Some gun nuts are already saying that "If only somebody had had a concealed weapon, they could have shot the shooter!"Yeah, that'll work.Except it won't.For starters, let me just say this about gun assholes; No, Obama does not want to take your guns. He wants reasonable restrictions on morons having guns, and if one thing shows you're a moron, it's believing that your little fantasy of being the hero in one o...
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Those here without the Lord,How do you cope?For this morning we don't mourn Like those who have no hope!When the toast is burned,And all the milk has turned,And Captain Crunch is waving farewell,When the big one finds youMay this song remind you:That they don't serve breakfast in Hell!
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Thought of the day: It always bewilders me that so many Christians are against the idea/formation of any sort of world-government. This is, supposedly, because it will be used by the Antichrist to dominate the world and start the end of time. But nowhere is it indicated in the Bible that the world will end in the instant such a government is formed. There're no verses saying that the day the planet is united under one ruling body, Satan shall appear to suck the souls from our still-breathing ...
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Tick Tock...Oh dear, looks like either our friendly neighborhood prophet was wrong, or God's running a wee bit late. Guess I won't miss Doctor Who tonight after all!
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Timeline goes live in 4 days, eh? I think I'll be abandoning ship and heading over to Google+ by then. See ya!
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To our dear TSA: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." ~US Constitution, 4th Amendment
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To see a world in a grain of sandAnd a heaven in a wild flower,Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,And eternity in an hour.A robin redbreast in a cagePuts all heaven in a rage.A dove-house fill'd with doves and pigeonsShudders hell thro' all its regions.A dog starv'd at his master's gatePredicts the ruin of the state.A horse misused upon the roadCalls to heaven for human blood.Each outcry of the hunted hareA fibre from the brain does tear.A skylark wounded in the wing,A...
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To the dear email spammers: No, I would NOT like coupons to Victoria's Secret. I really don't think anything there would look good on me.
Also, I am a MAN. Therefore, I cannot, logically, be a mother. So please stop telling me that Obama wants to sent me back to school, mmmkay? -
To those who make judge-y posts about other's Facebook pics (or just others in general): Thank you for your service. I'm so glad God appointed you Grand High Judge of All Things. I mean, you could be out slumming with the rest of us and making encouraging or funny posts, but you hold yourself to a "higher" standard and keep us lesser beings in (what you deem to be) line.(/sarcasm)
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Today's entry from the Fallen London bestiary is....The Starveling Cat!"The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Jumped down the well for a good long chat!The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Comes for the child who acts like a brat!the Starveling Cat! the Starveling Cat! it knows what we think! and we don't like that!The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Why does it look at us like that?The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Swims like a bloodfish! Tastes like a sprat!the Starve...
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Today's fragrance: Blue Snowballs, by BPTP."... because the holidays can be really, really frustrating. Blueberry slush with a hint of lime and blackberry juice."This is a fun little winter scent. It starts off as a strong blueberry, with a supporting background of snow. And this isn't cute, fluffy snow. This is high-pitched, shrieking, somewhat...er...frustrated......, snow. As it dries, the snow note calms down, and the blueberry fades into the odd but tasty combo of tart limes and...
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Today's lesson is Moses and the Plagues. I really should have retitled that. It sounds like the worst band name ever.
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Tonight's perfume: Midnight Mass by BPAL."This perfume is a traditional Roman Catholic sacramental incense, most often used during a Solemn Mass. Traditionally, five tears of this incense, each encased individually in wax that has been fashioned into the shape of a nail, are inserted into the paschal candle. This is, of course, represents the Five Wounds of Our Risen Savior. Symbolically, the burning of the incense signifies spiritual fervor, the fragrance itself inspires virtue, and the ri...
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Torchwood: Miracle Day promo"One day, on Earth, no one dies. The next day, no one dies. The day after that, no one dies. The dying, keep dying, but don’t actually die. The possibility of death ceases to exist. Which is great for some people. But it’s an instant overnight population boom. The earth relies on people dying...what is society going to do now?"
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Total calories consumed: 11,150.Total grams of fat consumed: Approx. 1000Total cost: Approx. $150 for the dayThe feeling of your gut expanding to fill the sink: Priceless
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Toys from ThinkGeekAnd imps from the LabSoap bars from VillainessAnd books for my bagA journal to draw inAnd songs I can sing-these are a few of my favorite things!
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Track of the day: My Secret Friend, in honor of my not-so-secret bestie, Ashley Clark!
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Twilight is like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores and its billion fans insist that you just don't understand. ~Ripped from a friend's status!
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Twisted every way, what answer can I give?Am I to risk my life to win the chance to live?Can I betray the man who once inspired my voice? Do I become his prey? Do I have any choice?He kills without a thought, he murders all that's good I know I can't refuse and yet, I wish I could. Oh God, if I agree, What horrors wait for me in this, the Phantom's opera?
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