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PumpkinGuts

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  1. PumpkinGuts

    "Mad Scientist" inspired or adjacent scents?

    The ones that come to mind are, unfortunately, discontinued or were LE, but... Herbert West: Aftershave, embalming fluid, and splatterings from a panoply of reanimation reagents. Dr. Henry Jekyll: A discreet men's cologne of juniper, cumin, verbena, bergamot, mint, and basil splattered with dregs from apothecary bottles. Mr. Edward Hyde: That selfsame gentlemen’s cologne corrupted by base, dissolute musk, bitter tobacco, sour bourbon, sweat, and a splatter of blood. Workshop of Filthy Creation: electricity-scarred cypress beams, ancient stone slabs, damp metal, the coppery tang of coagulating blood, and ozone. There is also Lich's Laboratory atmosphere spray, which is still available on the website: Hissing vials of acid, swirls of thick incense, creeping mosses, flecks of grave loam, and noxious potions clutter the blackened stone biers of an abandoned burial vault.
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    Frenum Bath Oil

    Frenum smells like a crisp, crunchy cucumber salad with a cherry blossom garnish, and an iced white tea on the side. There is a watery quality here that reminds me of biting into a thick leaf of iceberg lettuce. The least noticeable aspect is the cherry blossom, by far. The cucumber note borders on pickle-y on my skin and there isn't enough cherry blossom to sweeten it, so this is probably not for me.
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    Against Idleness and Mischief

    This is what a swarm of bees in a human suit would smell like. Sneezy honey dust, slightly medicinal in an herbal tincture kind of way. I can't pick out the tonka. If you want to smell like fuzzy buzzy bees, look no further.
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    Aunt Caroline's Joy Mojo

    Straight up, Flintstones Push-Ups. The orange ones, maybe a little bit of lime. Those were the days... thanks for the nostalgia, Aunt Caroline!
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    Shanghai bath oil

    Completely agree with the above. I haven't tried Shanghai in its original format because I tend to steer clear of most citrus perfumes, but my bath and shower scents are another story. I used this as a post-shower moisturizer on my arms. Shanghai, at least in bath oil form, is a very mild skin scent, but I can smell it enough to feel extra refreshed after a long day of yard work. There really is just a touch of honeysuckle and verbena, this is almost all tea (much to my delight). Now I need to decide whether I like this or Embalming Fluid better to use as a summer moisturizer -- they'd both be perfect for the job!
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    Oleander Honey

    The honey in these Rappaccini's Apiary blends is not messing around. I've had Oleander Honey on my wrist for 14 hours, and while the oleander note faded within just a few hours, this honey ain't quittin'. Pale golden floral honey. This was my first experience with oleander, but it was sweet and bubblegummy, not unlike lotus.
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    Les Infortunes de la Vertu

    Testing a very aged imp. All I'm getting here is leather, but less pain for pleasure and more well-worn leather satchel. Oh, there's a bit of oakmoss, too. I'm thrilled there is zero orange blossom, but I would have appreciated the emergence of some or any of the "virginal French florals". I agree that it's a chypre-like scent, and much more gunslinger-y than I'd anticipated. That's not a bad thing!
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    504 Gateway Time-out

    If I'm not trying to pick out the notes, this smells so much like television static. I can practically hear little Carol Anne saying, "They're hEEEEeeere!" Yeah... TV static and Sprite.
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    Pleasing Two Women

    I love this scent, it's probably my favorite of the Shungas and Lupers so far. The orris butter certainly isn't shy, and I get loads of purple-hued lilac, as well. Both florals are very smooth and creamy with a subtle smokiness, but I can't discern whether that's from the oakmoss or lilac petals. It's a vibrant spring floral that's enjoyable by itself, but when that oakmoss and vanilla bourbon start wafting up to my nose, it's game over -- I'm head over heels. That glorious vanilla'd oakmoss throws all day long, with the florals just around the edges. Color me smitten.
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    Hairy Toad Lily

    Alas, this does not feature the creamy lily from the gorgeous and oft slathered Black Lily. I keep coming back to my imp because Hairy Toad Lily is a fantastic name, as others have noted, and I want to be 100% positive this is a fail. Well, I'm positive. Hairy Toad Lily is ammonia and grape candy on my skin. No matter how long it stays on my skin, it smells like I just mixed up a fresh batch of hair color. At least I don't need to hunt for a bottle of another discontinued blend!
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    Titania

    Titania smells like cold fruit cocktail, sweet pea, and a subtle waft of rose musk. White grape is the dominant fruit, followed closely by the pear. If fairies went to middle school, this is what they would smell like. Painfully pretty, but I don't know when I'd ever wear this. I just can't seem to let it go... I've been enchanted by the fae fruit cocktail!
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    Yellow Jessamine Honey

    I have a bunch of different Rappaccini's Apiary imps from many moons ago (10+ years) that I never tested, so here goes. Ooooh, yes, this is the good stuff. Needless to say, you must like jasmine in order to appreciate this one, because it is a heady and sweet gooorgeous jasmine. The honey here is pale golden and floral (finally no throat lozenges), and extremely enduring. It overtakes the jasmine after a decent amount of wear, and I can still smell it almost 24 hours later. The comparisons to LUSH's Flying Fox make sense, but Yellow Jessamine Honey is softer, sweeter, and just overall better. The honey in Flying Fox always smelled funky to my nose, this does not. I'll certainly be keeping my imp of this, but won't be too depressed about it being discontinued since I don't tend to wear honey-forward scents. It's a wonderful jasmine, though!
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    Tenochtitlan

    Tenochtitlan is interesting in that it begins as a juicy, fruity, green scent and morphs into the opposite -- arid and spicy. Wet, it's prickly pear forward with a slap of fresh greens from the hyssop and coriander. It has the same feel as Mean Green Production Project during this stage. It doesn't take long (five minutes or so) for it to turn intensely spicy on my skin. The juiciness fades away and I'm left with spicy, dry amber and sage with a hint of pear. I can't detect any floral, wet or dry. I highly prefer the wet stage, and it's too brief for me to consider wearing this again. I'll be passing on my imp.
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    Whitechapel

    Whitechapel opens with a blast of zesty lime that quickly peters out and makes way for a strong white musk. The citron and lilac are present, but this is mostly about the white musk on me. Decent wear length, I can still smell it lingering faintly after four hours. Old-fashioned and not particularly masculine, clean without being soapy.
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    Daphne Honey

    I have a bunch of different Rappaccini's Apiary imps from many moons ago (10+ years) that I never tested, so here goes. I'm getting honey throat lozenges again, this time with a sharp white floral that eventually amps up its sweetness to unbearable levels. I haven't smelled Daphne flowers before, but whatever I'm smelling here is sticky candy sweet and I want no part of it. Sorry, little imp.
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    Black Hellebore Honey

    I have a bunch of different Rappaccini's Apiary imps from many moons ago (10+ years) that I never tested, so here goes. This one inexplicably smells like LUSH's You Snap the Whip plus honey throat lozenges. So, there may be cassis in this? There is a sort of rubbery medicinal aspect to it. Herbal and lightly fruity rather than floral.
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    Black Lily

    As far as I'm concerned, this is the most perfect lily fragrance in the whole world. I have a poor track record with lilies, they tend to go sharp and screechy, but this is magic. Creamy, pollen-y, fresh lilies, and I swear there is some dark musk here and maybe a bit of vanilla. Alluring, whatever it is. This perfume is the best way to huff a lily, and you won't even get pollen on your nose.
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    Voodoo Lily

    Spicy orange, almost fizzy, with sharp white lilies far in the background. Really, there is barely any lily here. Pomanders with a splash of cola is the best way I can describe it. Not what I was expecting!
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    The Dormouse

    Testing an imp of unknown age, but I believe it to be quite old. This is extremely faint. I can smell both white and green teas, but they lack the crisp and refreshing qualities that normally give them appeal, and are instead rather bitter. I'd be hard pressed to pick out any herbs, but there is a wisp of peony after it's dried down on the skin. Not a winning tea blend for me, sadly.
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    White Rabbit

    If you're looking for crisp, peppery tea with a splash of milk, get 'er fresh. Gingery milk with a splash of tea? You want it aged. I enjoy White Rabbit at all stages of life, and think it's always perfect to wear whilst curled up with a book. Linen oddly never makes much of a presence on me in any version.
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    Grasshopper Pie

    Wet, this is bang-on Mint Oreo pie, whipped cream and all. Unfortunately, my skin chemistry turns it into plastic, but I'm sure it would be gourmand wizardry on the right person. It does have good throw, so I may try it in a locket.
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    Bread-and-Butter-Fly

    When I was little, my mom would make me sugar bread (just like it sounds, buttered white bread with sugar) as a special treat. This is sugar bread + anise, and I love it. I get a bit emotional wearing Bread-and-Butter-Fly, and I'm grateful to have a few imps to help me relive that part of my childhood.
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    Alice's Evidence

    Yum, plump spiced prunes and piquant quince. If you haven't smelled quince before, it's pear-like with a tart bite. I agree there is something more to the spice than just ginger, it reminds me of old-fashioned Christmases, or what I imagine they would have smelled like. Some sort of mulling spices going on. It's very quince-y in the drydown stage. If it was a president, it'd be John Quincy Adams. Excuse my sense of humor. I'll need to tuck this away for the fall/winter.
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    Croquet

    In a word, whimsical. Vibrant candied citrus and nectarine partnered with mellow rose, bergamot, and a generous dose of sage. The citrus is not zesty, but playfully bright and almost creamy. Unfortunately, it's just about as skittish as my cat, and fades quickly. My hedgehogs must be extra ornery because that musk amps to extreme levels until it's all I can smell. Too much for me, even as a musk lover. I need to try this in my scent locket because I love the candied citrus + sage phase. The musk powderbomb, not so much.
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    Drink Me

    This surprisingly doesn't do much morphing on me. It opens with a bright pineapple note, which slowly recedes as the toffee and butter take over. There is also quite a bit of spice, and I have no idea where it's coming from. I tested both new and aged imps out of curiosity, and I didn't get turkey from either one, just pineapple and buttery toffee. Too sweet for me, but fun to test!
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