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Schmoozy

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    Clockwork Couture: Female

    Leather, golden amber, vanilla orchid, Spanish moss, Oxford clay, and tonka. Soft sweetened leather with tonka and amber. It's delicate and subtle and extremely sexy yet comforting. I need more!
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    Ninon

    Absolutely stunning. Sweet vanilla and lavender combines with honey, dry sandalwood and orris root with hints of powdry amber. Surprisingly the rose is nowhere to be found, which kind of saddens me. I was hoping to catch whiffs of it. I can't describe how much I adore this, and will definitely be ordering more bottles. I love how soft, and close it sticks to my skin.
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    Enlightenment of the Courtesan Jigokudayu

    Such a beautiful blend from start to finish. At first it is very juicy, lush pear with a smattering of coconut. It's sweet, fun, fruity and summery. After it has a chance to dry down, it completely morphs. The pear and coconut take a back seat and the tiare, spice from the carnation and incense take over. The coconut becomes dry and over all, the feeling is smoky, spice and hazy. At this point the throw is very faint, and sticks really close to the skin. I love it!
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    Biwa

    Tangerine, black currant, white musk, honey, and tagetes. When I first apply this the tagetes & white honey have this really bad smell when combined together. I am pretty sure it's just my skin chemistry, but I have to agree with other reviewers. This just smells foul.
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    Young Pine Saplings

    Creamy, spicy gingered honey. It's very soft and sticks close to the skin. I adore it!
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    WILF

    Holy shit WILF is all over the place. I can't make heads or tails of it. I agree with most reviewers, uopon initial first application and the first few huffs, this is Snake Oil/Boomslang/Green Tree Viper/Snake Charmer/Khrysee??? all rolled into one. But after a couple of minutes, the chocolate note fades into the distance, the mint cools off and it's almost like the juniper berry is on steroids. The spice at this point is unbelievable, and coupled with the musks, champaca, patchouli and sandalwood I am a little in love and little confused. Half of these notes love me and half of these notes I detest. I'll have to restest this in a few days, but so far this could be a winner.
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    Glowing Vulva Bath Oil

    Just like the perfume. Creamy amber with top notes of teak. Lotus is barely detectable, but it`s presence is there. The overall effect is soft, creamy, woody amber that sticks close to the skin. I mainly use the oils as in-shower moisturizers, but this time I had to have a bath. So luxurious. I`ll definitely need a bottle of this.
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    Holiday Stress Relief Massage Oil

    I can't explain how thrilled I am to have this in massage oil form. I agree with others that is predominantly mint followed by geranium, lavender and clary sage. I love how the scent combination is mind numbing, sinus clearing, headache relieving and so much more. The massage oil will allow me to wear as perfume and give my bottle of oil a break.
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    An Introduction to the Stash Manager

    Hmmm, I still try and nothing. I keep losing my connection as well. I know I have quite a few reviews- I wonder if that's the problem. I guess I'll just keep trying. Maybe some cuervosueno's luck will rub off on me!
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    An Introduction to the Stash Manager

    I wish I could say I loved this, but every day - several times a day I try to import from reviews and it will not work.
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    Dance of the Mirlitons

    Nope not for me. The marzipan overwhelms everything else and I can smell is cherry almond and unfortunately it makes me gag. Soooo disappointed.
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    Woods in Winter

    Earthy hemlock mingles with snow and spicy juniper berries add a woodsy feel. Although I like this, there are a lot of other snowy/woodsy blends I would rather wear or buy.
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    Sugar Plum Fairy

    So soft, sweet and pretty. On me it's all amber musk, apricot and a smattering of sugar. Beautiful!
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    The Kingdom of Sweets

    Fizzy, sweet candies. In fact way too sweet. Must wash off now.
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    Valse Finale et Apotheose

    Stunning. I love how mint and honey combine together for a tingling herbal scent. The apple blossom takes away the herbal element and adds a touch more sweetness. Afterwards the mint quickly burns off and it becomes this creamy honey apple blossom.
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    The Spanish Dance

    Pomegranate honey brightened by orange blossom with the tiniest hints of chocolate. It's a different combination, and although I was hesitant to try it, I really kinda like it. Not sure it's bottle worthy, but I'll definitely enjoy my decant.
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    The Russian Dance

    This has the makings to be a wonderful scent, but the iris and pacthouli are the only notes I can make out and in fact overpower everything else.
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    The Arabian Dance

    It really doesn't get any better than this. It smells of my man. Day old coffee mingles with tobacco and hints of leather on skin. It's stunning, and will need to upgrade to bottle.
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    The Waltz of the Flowers

    Very pretty, quite spicy and very lush. In fact this would be a sure fire winner on me if the jasmine would simmer down. Not meant to be.
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    The Chinese Dance

    Woah! Hello citrus, followed by tea mixed with violet. The blackcurrant is quietly sitting in the background and the wormwood isn't really prevalent on my skin. It's soft but bright, and really fresh and sweet.
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    Ignorance and Want

    Interesting scent, but not something I would wear. It's earthy & herbal and dusty with slight incense overtures. While I love the herbal aspects of Ignorance and want (ie. the chamomile, carrot seed and orris root) the other notes are too strong and overpower the earthy herbalness.
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    Mother Ginger

    Fizzy lemon-ginger which translates to my beloved pepsi/cola scent aka Leo'07. Will definitely need a bottle.
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    Polar Bear Plunge Bath Oil

    This is straight up Beth's winter/snow/ice note in all it's finest glory. I happen to love it, but if your looking for a more vanilla based scent, this is not it. In fact I couldn't detect any vanilla what-so-ever. The mint is also faint, but it's there if you give it time. I adore this bath oil, I have been battling a horrible cold throughout the holiday's and this is pretty much the only scent I have really been able to smell. It's tingling, and really relaxing and has helped with my sinus headaches. The oil is thick, but sinks in easily, the scent is extremely strong and a little goes a long way. I used too much the first time and it not only did it scent my skin but also my pj's, my bathrobe and blanket that I had wrapped around me that day.
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    Snow White Bath Oil

    My Christmas wishes were granted when Snow White Bath Oil went live. It's such a decadent oil, with layers and layers of scent that lasts forever after the shower/bath. To my nose I smell all things wonderful about Snow White. Not one of the notes is dominant. My only problem at this point is wondering how many bottles I will need. Well done Beth and Lab, well done.
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    Snow White Soap

    Absolutely stunning. My bar is beautiful shades of grey/blue, with darker blue swirls throughout. It is heavily scented and lathers really well when wet. I will need to stock pile this before it goes away. I can't be without.
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