There is nothing clean or purifying about this, and a whole lot that is menacing. When I first put it on, it smelled like that liquid pink antibiotic you had to take when you were a kid. Seriously - *that* vile. Now it's kinda settled down to a grape-y Playdoh sort of scent. Still, not my idea of "hey, let me slather myself in this!"
Score: 1 out of 5