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Salty. The aquatics this Luper release all have heaping helpings of saltiness. I can smell the patchouli underneath, along with the oceany fresh smell that I guess is the kelp. It's interesting at first, and sea brined driftwood comes to mind easily. There's no sweetness, but it's not particularly heavy or dark. It would be nice on a guy. It unfortunately does go to soap on me, though it takes longer than most aquatics do. For a good half hour, I thought this might work for me, but then chemistry said nope.

A genteel rose over moss and woody patchouli. It dries down to a spicy chypre after a few hours. Stately, plush, and more gender neutral than I would typically expect for a rose blend. The florals are present here, but the chypre is what's most prominent to me.

Lilac lovers rejoice. Creamy lilac over white floral jasmine. The honey suckle just adds to the general dewiness of the blend. This is very pretty and floral. I'm not getting anything soapy, but I do get a hint of something slightly chemical. Like a faint hair spray smell. Hopefully, that will settle out with time. It's still pleasant though, even with it, and lovely for spring. It feels very Eastery to me.

Yum! Bright sugary cherry. Very Maraschino. The champagne adds some tart fizz to keep this from being cloying. The over all effect reminds me of Shirley Temples. The champagne stay strongest on my skin. I end up with an almost citrusy, dry champagne that's only sweetened a touch by the cherry. I really like this one. Unfortunately, it doesn't last long, and becomes nothing but a faint trickle of fizzy Maraschino syrup within a few hours.

This one is oddly soapy, but I'm not sure which note is doing it. I do not think it's the rose, though, like forspecial_plate, rose can sometimes go soapy on me. I too get a sense of aldehydes, and I think that's the culprit, though the the note isn't listed. I'm also getting itching on my wrists where I applied the fragrance, which is quite unusual for me. Strong cinnamon is the only other thing I've ever reacted to. Besides the soapiness, I can smell an elegant rose balanced with mellow sandalwood. The labdanum emerges more as this dries down, and I begin to like it more. I think I would like this a lot without the aldehydes, but that note kind of kills it for me. However, it also makes the blend unusual, so if you're a rose lover, this one might be worth checking out.

This reminds me of Embalming Fluid, and I'm guessing, if EF works for you, this will too. They both have a clean, lemony edge with a bright musk. Neither scents work well for me, but I like this one better. Soft, wispy lemon that teeters on the edge of soapy .

This smells a little funky at first. Sort of fermented. Pretty quickly though, the florals emerge. Champaca first, but after a few minutes, the frangipani takes over. This smells exotic, with the florals overlaying sort of a woody, earthy base. I'm guessing that's the fossilized amber at play. The rice note peaks out in the dry down, but is subtle to my nose, hiding behind the florals. This is a heady, voluptuous floral, with the other notes keeping things from being too sweet. Both the champaca and the frangipani are beautiful, so if you're a fan of those two notes, I'd check this one out. The rice notes don't stand out much on me.

Hm... Smells a little bit like How Doth the Little Crocodile in the bottle, but it's brighter and fresher. The tangerine and bergamot become prominent on my skin and the chocolate goes away completely. I'm getting a soft citrus over mint. Bright and relaxing. Not having any trouble from the cedar, which I often do. Herbal and sort of fuzzy, like a kitty in the sunshine. I'm curious as to what it will do in a few hours. Half an hour later - this smells nothing like How Doth now. It's soft orange bergamot and gentle mint. It makes me think less of a hot cup of tea and more of cuddling up under a blanket with that cup of tea. It's in the same vein as Lighting the Lantern but not nearly as piquant. Calming, herbal, and quite appropriate for cuddling with my own spotted kitty.

Definitely getting that jasmine. It's sweet and creamy, and similar to the one in "Women Copulating." It's set against the pepper and amber, which give this a dusty undertone. The neroli adds to the floral sweetness and adds a hint of candied orange. The beeswax stays in the background for me, though I can tell it's in there. This reminds me of Alma Venus, though I think it's a bit sweeter and gentler. It doesn't have those husky cedar undertones. It's a lovely white floral, and I'm not getting anything harsh or soapy. Very pretty. As it wears, this is just becoming beautiful, creamy-sweet jasmine. Really gorgeous.

I'm getting a musky bergamot, mostly. The citrus is prominent, but it's not bright and juicy. I think it works well with the image of a low lit lantern's glow. As this dries down, the cedar comes out a bit and the fragrance begins to smell almost mossy. It only lasted a couple hours on me, but if you are a fan of bergamot, I imagine you'd enjoy this.

Like Dark Alice, I get something "off" smelling fron the bottle. Sharp and bitter. Frankly, "rancid" springs to mind. 😕 But I've learned it's worth a skin test before dismissing BPAL blends, and sure enough, this becomes far more pleasant after a moment on my skin. I get something I can only describe as smelling like mushrooms over soft, powdery incense. The only note I recognize is the orris root. This is a weird one, though strangely pleasant in the dry down. Dry, soft, gently earthy. Gender neutral. Worth braving a skin test.

Hmmm... Well, La Prostitution et la Folie Dominent le Monde is actually exactly what came to mind when I smelled this. This doesn't have the anise, of course, but they're strikingly similar to my nose. The same creamy sweet, vanilla mingling with jasmine. I liked La Prostitution, but it went a bit harsh on me. I think the sandalwood addition makes Two Women smoother and softer. I like it a bit more. It doesn't seem to have quite as much staying power as La Prostitution though - or maybe the fragrance just isn't as brash, and I'm not noticing it as much in the dry down. Ether way, it's a very pretty vanilla cream jasmine blend.

I'm not much for salty aquatics, but this one is interesting. Though there's an undercurrent of the standard soapiness I get from most sea blends, there's an intriguing darkness and depth to it that makes me want to keep sniffing. It's very well blended and it's hard for me to pick apart the separate notes. Definitely salty, and I think I'm catching hints of sweetness from the bourbon vanilla. Maybe a hint of crimson musk as it dries down? The soapiness also becomes less pronounced. Everything runs together. This makes me think of deep, murky, night waters. I'm guessing if you like dark aquatics, this is win. I'd enjoy smelling this on a guy, though I think anyone could wear it.

Tart peach and a sharp woodiness are my first impressions. Not getting any poop from the agarwood. Yay! The notes start to individuate themselves, and the sandalwood and moss start to stand out with the peach. This makes me think of dry, lichen covered sticks. The peach is still present, but it's balanced by the other notes, so overall, this isn't what I'd call a fruity blend. It's dry and has only the faintest hint of sweetness. Sort of a tart peach over a chypre, with subtle swirls of champaca. It's unusual, and I could see this being worn by a man or a woman. I would imagine if you amplify sweetness though, this would be more feminine. It also seems like the type of fragrance that will smooth out and improve with aging.

This smells aqua! Yeah... that's a weird description, but it's what pops up in my brain. This isn't something I normally would have ordered, but it smells really nice. Very fresh and frothy. I'm getting the juniper/evergreen vibe, but it's light and sweet, and yes - berryish. There's a bright fruitiness at play. There's something that borders on soapy, but never gets there, and just gives this a clean, cool feel. It actually feels chilly on my skin and would be perfect for summer. Some people are really going to dig this. I'm not sure I'd wear it as a perfume, but I would love it as a room scent. Breezy, refreshing, playful, and not aquatic, as far as I can tell. Not quiiite a green scent. - Aqua.

Lemon drops! That's what first springs to mind. Sweet, bright lemon. There's more complexity though as the fragrance blossoms. The honey musk is becoming more obvious on my skin. It's a sweet, light golden sort of honey and hot tea drinks come to mind, though there's no actual tea note. The muskiness is light and just keeps this from smelling like strait up lemon candy. The beeswax is extremely faint on me, and the maple leaves seem to be creating a subtle cologne vibe in the background. As it dries down, the lemon blossom is receding, and beeswax is starting to stand out. The cologne vibe is also fading. It's more of a soft, glowing candle vibe now, albeit a lemon candle. This is not my type of blend, but it's nice. A pretty, bright scent for those who like something lighter. Also, a nice variant of beeswax that I haven't smelled. Nice for summer.

In the bottle, this smells like a lot of the darker BPAL red musk scents - nice, but pretty standard. But once I put it on, I get a big ol' thrust of pepper right up the nostrils. Ok, I'm actually kind of digg'n it. The sandalwood starts to come out once the pepper calms the heck down and there's a smoky quality to the whole thing. Predominately though, this is a dark red musk blend with a pepper note that sticks around. I bet it will age well.

Musk is the first thing I pick up. It's not high pitched or soapy. "Furry" is a good descriptor. It's sheer and gently lived in, maybe akin to skin musk? I can smell either clove or carnation (since sometimes they smell similar) but it's very light. I was worried with both notes it would be overpoweringly "cloved," but the spiciness stays gentle. There's a bit of sweetness from the florals, and a very sheer vanilla. Diaphanous is a good word for this one. A demure, feminine skin scent that's not overly floral and only slightly vanillic. It's very pretty, and I'm curious to see if it will darken and intensify with age.

My first impressions from the bottle are of horchata. It's a creamy, watery smell with a very mellow cinnamon. On my skin, a tinge of watery floral starts to emerge. I can smell the frankincense. It's a nice combo with the cassia cinnamon, and the two notes smell dry and fuzzy together. I'm pretty much loving this. It's unusual and it's morphing quite a bit, but I'm enjoying all the stages. This somehow smells watery without being aquatic, incensey without being heavy. It smells tranquil and regal. I'm thinking of ancient pleasure boats on the NIle. 10 minutes in, I'm starting to get the barest hint of cardamom, but it's not making things too cologney like it can sometimes for me. Everything is just beautifully balanced and smooth. It's a little more obviously aquatic now and dipping one toe in soapy. I'm still liking it though, so it needs to just stop right there. Ok. It's behaving itself. Good. For me, this is bottle worth and would be fantastic in the summer. Light incense and spice notes over a watery, creamy back drop. Rather unusual.

It actually sounds like you've kind of got a scent profile down. I was about to recommend The Apothecary and Eat Me before I looked at what had worked for you, so that makes me think I'm on the right track. Our senses of smell differ, so your mileage may vary, but I would recommend trying - Green, sweet, fruity, mossy scents for daily wear Cheshire Cat, Envy, Machu Pichu, Mad Hatter (Mossy mint w/Black Musk), Maenad, Pele, Tenochtitlan, Titania, Verdandi These are a little different from what you listed, but you might also like - Alice's Evidence (if you like cinnamon), Arcana, Baba Yaga, Cairo, Nephilim, Queen Alice, The Isle of Demons, Tweedledum Something that smells like the California coast with a lot of greenery (sea air, sagebrush?) I love Santa Eularia Des Riu for this. It's not an aquatic smell, but for some reason, it really reminds me of the coast. It's out of stock right now. Hopefully, they will bring it back. Ranger and Rome are very nice foresty scents. Ogygia reminds some of the seaside. To me, it's a bit soapy, but not bad. I'd recommend 51 except for the white musk and amber. You might keep it in mind though. Gourmand - I want to smell like dessert without it being cloying Strait up baked goods and candy - Bliss, Blood (cherry candy), Cockaigne, Miskatonic University, Shango (Fruit smoothie or fruit candy), Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat (Sprite and Midori) These are not strait up dessert smells, but they have that quality to them. - Chimera (cinnamon bun incense), Eclipse (Almond/Amaretto), Eden (Warm creamy sandalwood and fig), Hollywood Babylon (red musk strawberry milkshake), How Doth the Little Crocodile (if you like cedar), Shub-Niggurath (gingerbread incense) A sidenote - "Musk" covers a LOT of territory. By looking at the list of things that didn't work for you, it seems like you don't like "white musk, and white musk tends to be one that can go soapy on people. Perfumeries use all sorts of different "musks" with secret house blends and all-what-not. Musk is sort of the "curry" of perfumes. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is not always great about telling you exactly which musk they're using. Sometimes they get inventive, (My favorite is "ornery hedgehog musk.") but you should definitely check out their "red" and "black" musks. These two are BPAL staples, and they smell completely different. Also, just because a note doesn't work for you once, or even twice, doesn't mean it never will. Notes can be created in different ways and/or come from different sources. Vanilla, for example, can be a dark, rich, heady smell, or it can be light, sweet and powdery. It depends on what type of vanilla is being used in the fragrance. You'll start to figure out which versions of things you like. Sometimes the lab will actually tell you "dark rich vanilla" and make it easy, but looking at people's reviews on the forum is very helpful when you aren't sure. Anywho, good luck and happy sniffing!

This smells exactly like it should. Banana pudd'n and chocolate. A fun gourmand given the rarity of banana perfume. I do smell all three notes, but the banana is the stand out here. It smells real to me, but leans far more into super ripe, squished with sugar banana vs. a fresh tropical banana. ETA: Alas, I would have kept my partial for novelties sake and my nostalgia towards banana pudding, but apparently my skin soaks it up like nothin'. Gone in half an hour for me. 😕 Swaps!

This is a gentle, comforting skin scent. The rice flower is actually what stands out to me the most and makes this unique. There's a starchiness to the fragrance, but it's less rich than what I get from the basmati blends. I keep thinking of taro root. The vanilla is light and creamy vs. rich and dark. Overall, this isn't nearly as gourmand as I was expecting. It's a bit tame for my tastes, but I can't see anyone really being offended by it, and I can see why others like it.

I really love this. I like foresty notes, but I need other stuff mixed in or I start to feel like a lumberjack. This is playful, complex and beautiful. I almost get a berry note from the florals. The evergreen notes are gentle and blend seamlessly with a hint of rich earth in the dry down EThere are no hard edges or sharpness. A properly fuzzy, sweet scent, and raccoons wrestling amorously in green, blossoming underbrush comes easily to mind. Raccoon Moon befits its concept delightfully, and I will enjoy having this in my collection.

So, when I was in high school, there was a magic shop that used to sell all sorts of pagan, Wiccan, and occult stuff. I used to love to go in, and they had a "Cancer" perfume oil that smelled aaaamaaaazing. I never knew what was in it, but it smelled a LOT like this does in the bottle. I guess it makes sense that the mysterious "Cancer" perfume had roses in it. This is more obviously rosy though. On my skin - oh dear. 😕 The lemon balm is very prominent on me at first, along with the jasmine. Lemon balm frequently goes wacky with my chemistry, so others' mileage may vary. The rose has taken a back seat. I guess with the butter, vanilla, and honey, I was expecting something a bit foodier, but this is all floral on me. I might be getting a hint of natural strawberry as this dries down, and the rose is reappearing. Ok -- it's circling back to something like what I smelled in the bottle. Nice. I do get a hint of powdery vanilla. It's not bad on me, but not something I'd wear often. Very floral and reminds me of the Conjure Bag blends, especially at first. I'm interested to see how this works on others since it has so many notes.

Beautiful. Delicate, fresh white floral. Without looking at the notes, I guessed lilac, gardenia, lily of the valley, something sweetly fruity, (I thought maybe tangerine) and something spicy. So... not too bad with my guessing. Lily of the valley tends to veer into nose-tickling soap territory for me, but the note behaves beautifully here. In the air, this is all sweet, lush floral, but sprayed on my blankets, the pepper becomes a lot more prominent, and I do get a little more of the nose tickle I associate with lily of the valley. Still, it's pleasant - fuzzy. I'm really liking the room sprays this year.