heatherlyn

I really wanted to like this, I'd love to have a perfume that really captured the feel of hiking through the mountains. I got a strong aquatic, ozone, pine that smelled really artificial on me - alas! Have to get my forest scents while actually hiking, I think ...

Just gorgeous, I'm a patchouli lover and this is an absolute keeper. Smooth and spicy and, ugh, so huffable. I'm not getting the pepper, but I have no complaints, just well blended and an instant favorite.

I get something similar to Bitches Love Unicorns, bright fizzy candy citrus - Alternative Facts has more of a vanilla feel to it though. However, both of these scents have an undertone that puts me off, not for me.

Went sour on me, unfortunately, never got the coconut - almost burnt smelling on my skin. Calling this one a chemistry fail!

Definitely earthy and masculine, light on the leather, heavy on the patchouli and tobacco for me. I bet would smell amazing on a man.

For me this was more of a warm, soft, mellow leather - I don't get the more sharp note of a new leather. Very realistic and quite long lasting.

Just lilac on me, surprising as I amp honey and love amber - but they were no where to be found.

I get a very similar scent to Battle Fairy in Training, but with a marshmallow rather than mint undertone. Both are very strong on the strawberry, which is more of a candy strawberry than actual strawberry.

Slices of apple dipped in golden honey. I'm one of the unfortunates that this went powdery waxy, tested it a couple times but not for me.

I'm just getting blue slushie, which it does very well!

Took a chance on this one, sounded really interesting - and just a lovely, smooth, well blended perfume. Doesn't go foodie at all on me, though there is a rich sweetness, but not cloying at all. Not too overpowering, but has staying power - have worn it already quite a bit as it's so easy to reach for.

Had to get this one, and it is lovely on me ... after about 2 hours. I get an off putting clove like scent that obscures the other notes until it mellows out. BEAUTIFUL after that two hour mark though!

From a frimp, tested twice now - yep, salty, floral popcorn.

Loved this when I first tried it, a rich, sweet, smokey patchouli, very much dirt and fig. Way too hippie for me to wear in public, so passed on the bottle. My imp saw more and more use though, and I broke down and bought a bottle. I might only wear it at home, but, wow, do I enjoy myself when I do!

Just like you spilled ham juice on your arm. Could actually be ham juice, I couldn't tell the difference.