Jump to content
Post-Update: Forum Issues Read more... ×
BPAL Madness!

crimescenecleanup

Members
  • Content Count

    3,522
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by crimescenecleanup

  1. crimescenecleanup

    Limited-Edition Action Figure

    This is very herbal, fresh and green. It reminds me of freshly-crushed aloe vera and fresh chamomile plant....and yes, just a hint of plastic and ozone. The other BPAL scent that comes closest to it is Aeaea. Drydown seems to have a light white musk. This is a really lovely, energizing, wake-you-up kind of scent. It definitely captures a feeling of excitement - if you could bottle a child's hyper wrapping-paper tearing whirlwind on Christmas morning. It is also very clean, and, well...new and untouched smelling. It's like an herb garden in the morning, still wet with dew, but that pristine feeling of newness can also evoke a shiny toy in mint condition, still in the box. This is another standout Yule single note, and I am very glad I got it. It will perfect for those mornings when I catch myself yawning and dragging my feet on the way to work.
  2. crimescenecleanup

    Ranger

    "It's a samsquantch!" Yeah, I tested this and all I can think of is a terrified Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. This smells exactly like I would expect a sasquatch to smell, though. OK, not a physical sasquatch, which would probably be musky and earthy. No, maybe a...spirit sasquatch? A ghost sasquatch? Some kind of airy, ethereal creature of the wilderness. Ranger is Forest: The Perfume. However, it never touches the decay of the forest floor. It is the breath of the trees themselves, cold and crisp and green, touched by layers and layers of ancient, dark wood. It is pure and wild and with a big, brash dose of lemony, gingery freshness from the galangal. Maybe the ghost sasquatch is making Tom Yum soup. Wow this review is making no sense at all.
  3. crimescenecleanup

    Goat BPAL? Hay and goats?

    Nonae Caprotina has a strong goat's milk note, and also celebrates the festival of a fertility goddess to whom goats were sacred. It doesn't smell like goats, but Piper At The Gates of Dawn came to mind, because it was inspired by the great god Pan, who is of course half goat. I found it to be a beautiful, outdoorsy, bright, clean, and fresh scent. Anyway, that's all I've got for suggestions. Huzzah for the crazy goat lady! Alas, I have no goats of my own, but back in my 4H days I assisted the leader of the local goat club. Very important job, obviously ("here kid, stand here and hold this goat while I lecture about goats") It was pretty great, though. Goats are very amusing. I love watching them climb on things. They always want to be up in a tree or something and they make cats look like amateurs.
  4. crimescenecleanup

    Allergy Questions, Allergies and other reactions to oils

    I tested an imp of Hollywood Babylon today. Within two minutes, the skin on my wrist was raised, bright red, and my arm was covered in hives, and I was sneezing and wheezing. I've never had such a severe or immediate reaction to any essential oil, fragrance oil, or perfume oil blend. I'm quite shocked, looking at the list of notes (Egyptian amber, red musk, heliotrope, cherry, strawberry, vanilla) as I have not had any trouble with BPAL blends that have similar notes. As a general rule, I don't have much trouble with any BPAL blends.
  5. crimescenecleanup

    Night Snow at Kambara

    This reminds me a lot of BPTP's Sakura atmosphere spray. It also has a cold, clean note similar to that in BPAL's Snow-Flakes. On drydown it is very heavy on the cherry blossom, which is nice because I love that subtle note and find that it often gets hidden in complex blends. Here it is a star player. The lily is very faint, but helps to round out the other notes.
  6. crimescenecleanup

    Fiber-Optic Illuminated Aluminum Christmas Tree with Gen-U-Ine Pine© Scent

    This is very accurate. It starts with a light metallic scent - like aluminum cans - and the scent of those little pine-tree air fresheners. In the early stages, I can swear there are some other light notes, but they are gentle and pretty and I am having trouble identifying them...they are like like fruit without the sweetness, and it is a good representation of colored lights. Drydown is pine tree air freshener all the way.
  7. crimescenecleanup

    Gelt-Smeared Dreidel

    In the bottle, this has many visible cocoa blobs. It smells strongly of chocolate. Tested, on skin or test paper, it is rich melted chocolate bar over the most lovely combination of woods. There may be a hint of cedar. The result is very smooth and comforting. Vanilla comes out on the drydown in a big way, almost overpowering the other notes, almost going plasticy, but not quite. The wood tempers it a lot.
  8. crimescenecleanup

    The Sea of Ice

    I get ozone and aquatic notes...but softened. There is nothing particularly cold about this scent, it just smells like fresh air and water, but still and clean, not sharp or bracing.
  9. crimescenecleanup

    Crumpled Wrapping Paper

    I get a subtle paper note, ink, and then something very similar to the paint note from The Day Burned White. That's actually one of my favorite scents, but Crumpled Wrapping Paper feels less balanced and less wearable. It has pretty good throw. hmmm...on further reflection, if this smells like anything, it smells like homemade wrapping paper made with kraft paper, tempera-paint and homemade stamps, like you make in kindergarten. I was hoping for more paper, less paint and ink, but as a single note, this is definitely accurate.
  10. crimescenecleanup

    Rapidly Solidifying Mashed Potatoes

    Oh man. I don't even have words... I was actually looking forward to trying this one, because I like the starchy, earthy, odd scent of potatoes. I figured it would similar to another starchy root vegetable note, Lotus Root. But this doesn't smell at all like potatoes. It is super heavy, thick, rich, in-your-face cream and butter notes, with an overwhelming punch of chives and stinky garlic salt. It is incredibly strong. There is no way - NO WAY - that I am skin testing this. This is the worst reaction I have ever had to a perfume, and I have nobody to blame but myself. I am laughing so hard. This is so gross. It is brilliant, but gross. If you want to troll some friends and relatives, wear this perfume to a formal event. It is like, weaponized perfume. You could freak out so many people with this stuff, if you can handle wearing it.
  11. crimescenecleanup

    What do bottles and labels look like?

    I love your photo!
  12. crimescenecleanup

    Limited editions equivalents in the general catalog?

    I just used up my bottle of Monsterbait: Biggercritters. It was my favorite BPAL scent of all time. The vanilla and florals really did give it a happy, fluffy, "snuggly" comforting feel, and it had such a beautiful grapefruit kick. I am a sucker for citrus-heavy blends, Can anybody suggest something with a similar feel?
  13. crimescenecleanup

    Outlaw

    This didn't work on me at all. Oh, it matches the description...perfectly. I just wasn't at all prepared for the perfume experience that was Outlaw. This is a shiny - and very expensive - black leather jacket, with that new leather jacket smell. And then a big ol' half-melted rootbeer float gets spilled all over it, along with a bottle of vanilla extract. There is sticky sugar everywhere. I'm not sure what I was expecting, or why I thought this would work. I tend to amp leather, and vanilla, and sugar. But I do love and adore sarsparilla, so I hoped that somehow, all of these elements would balance each other out. Instead, on skin, on drydown, this screams HI I'M LEATHER! VANILLA NOW, HI! SOOOOOOOOOOOODA OVER HERE! HI LEATHER SODA VANILLA SUGAR BOMB HI HI HI! It is just...cloying, overwhelming. I'm getting knocked over by this Outlaw. I smell like a Baskin Robbins collided with a Harley Davidson store. (Oh, the humanity!) If you like sugary gourmand scents, and you like leather, this is your new favorite perfume. It won't be mine, though.
  14. crimescenecleanup

    To Kindle a Flame in Our Frozen Veins

    Oof. I tested this, and got very new, very strong leather. It is a rare leather blend that works on me, and this isn't it. The rest is bitter medicinal herbage...it strongly evokes old-fashioned horehound cough syrup or drops. There is no horehound in this, so it must be the mint and juniper combining with bitter resins that gives that impression. On drydown, the black musk is there, a constant backdrop, and as Eleven11 said, it is grimy. Almost like motor oil. On further drydown, the leather, mint, and juniper become even sharper and clearer. The cough drop effect is fading. Although I don't detect any camphor in this, I'm starting to get that camphor crystal effect that I get from TAL's Jinx Removing oil, where you get a chill just from smelling it. The effect is pretty amazing, as it really gives the impression of both heat - both fire and body heat (the smoky and animalic tones in the resins, musk, and leather) - and of shocking, freezing cold. This is a mean, scary, icy scent. Leather and resin lovers, take note of this one. It is not my cup of tea at all, but it is definitely a work of art.
  15. crimescenecleanup

    Moonbathing

    Do you like piña coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Then you will probably like this perfume. OK, sorry, I couldn't resist. Actually, I mostly get honeydew melon from this, which is totally OK. I love the melon notes BPAL uses...Ogun is a favorite GC scent of mine. The background of this scent is fresh, clean, and a little spicy. You can definitely smell the rum and the air before a rainstorm, and there is a drop or two of creaminess from the coconut and just a hint of pineapple. But it is mostly melons. This is a really unique scent, fun and refreshing. If I have one complaint, it is that 'moonbathing' doesn't last long on the skin or in a locket.
  16. crimescenecleanup

    Looking for a BPAL that Resembles a Favorite Perfume

    Sorry about the lateness of this reply, LexieBlom. The first blends I thought of for L'Occitane's Patchouli were Umbra (East African black patchouli, cedarwood, vetiver and a dribble of cinnamon) and Defututa, for the smoky vanilla-cinnamon that might layer nicely with patchouli. I will have to do some more testing and searching to find something that might be in the same family as Whisper. I myself am a sucker for Ralph Lauren's Romance. (rose blend, citrus, water lily, lily, white violet, carnation, ginger, patchouli, oakmoss and white musk) Does anyone know of a similar BPAL? I also love Burberry Brit for its citrus kick and Lagerfeld's freesia-heavy Sun Moon Stars, if anybody has recommendations for those.
  17. crimescenecleanup

    When your favorite GC blends are discontinued

    That is incredibly sad.
  18. crimescenecleanup

    Last Year's Stale Candy Corn

    Yep, this smells like stale candy corn. It is warm, browned butter, melted marshmallow and vanilla and wax. Luckily, it does not evoke the taste of candy corn, the acrid tinge of corn syrup and the intense sugar shock. I got a decant of this, mostly so I giggle over a sample of perfume that duplicates one of my favorite autumnal scents. I was NOT expecting it to be so wearable. After testing it, I had an immediate urge to layer it with every other scent I own. And lo and behold, testing it as a layering scent proved that I needed a bottle. It just made everything better. I feel like I've been had somehow. I've been the victim of a hoax, a flim-flam, an elaborate practical joke. I'm not supposed to be wearing this at all. This was supposed to be a one-off gag, right? Why am I wearing something named "Last Year's Stale Candy Corn" layered with my classy lady scents and my fancypants business attire? Why are people giving me compliments on it? This really can't be happening. I guess I should start looking for a backup bottle.
  19. crimescenecleanup

    What Do I Even Like?

    If you like Aromatics Elixir, try BPAL's Caterpillar, from the Mad Tea Party Collection.
  20. crimescenecleanup

    Death Cap

    Death cap is warm and earthy. It is chockful mineral notes, with a background of something that smells like vanilla and tonka, and maybe some benzoin. It is definitely a cousin to the DCed Black Opal. Death Cap is much earthier. Over time most of the mineral notes wear off and it dries down to a slightly dusty vanilla/tonka scent, with a dry cedar note. The final drydown is very close to Tombstone, without the sassafras. Very soft and comforting.
  21. I am surprised there is not more love for this one! A four year + aged bottle is mostly peppered tobacco and honey. The pepper note is a bit like cracking open a bottle a of smoked peppercorns. The tobacco note is very dry and smooth, and the honey is not overwhelming. It stays very true on the drydown, and over the next few hours, all of the unusual wood notes start to emerge. The bodark (osage orange) stands out the most. I love this one on Autumn days.
  22. crimescenecleanup

    Rational scents?

    BPAL's Manhattan has always struck me as a clean, cool, airy, sophisticated, intellectual and well-read. It is a GC that doesn't get nearly enough love.
  23. crimescenecleanup

    The Burying-Ground

    When I first tried this fresh out of the mail box, it smelled just like loam soil and ash, maybe with some cool mossy notes. Now that it has had some time to rest, I tested it again, and got all harsh smoky vetiver. It reminds me of Devil's Claw, but isn't quiet the same. As much as I like vetiver, I am mourning the loss of that beautiful cold soil note. hmm...I think this blend requires further testing, locket, skin, etc to see if anything brings those first impressions back.
  24. crimescenecleanup

    Recs for the prettiest scents

    I'll second Titania, and add Belle Vinu, which is very similar. Spirit of the Komachi Cherry Tree is hard to find, but deserves to be on this list.
  25. crimescenecleanup

    Absinthe and Lace

    So, out of all of the hundreds of perfume samples I have tried, this is the first that contained a "fabric" note that worked on me. Usually, anything with a cotton, linen, or silk note ends up being harsh somewhat acrid. But here, the fabric component of the "lace" accord smells exactly like clean cotton thread. But that is only half of it - the rest is a delicate vanilla. This is the soft, faded memory of a vanilla perfume spilled on your best handkerchief. There is a slight anise/licorice/citrus kick to it from the absinthe, but it is very faint. After drydown, the tobacco emerges, very dry and light. Overall, this is soft, almost dreamlike. It is never overpowering, but haunting. When you take a well-loved quilt out of a hope chest and it still carries the scent of herb or flower petal sachets in its fabric, that is the sort of impression I get from this perfume. The tobacco and herbs really do make this seem like an herbal sachet or a natural perfume blend you could find at a hippy headshop, there is nothing artificial about it. It is the sort of perfume that could be worn anywhere, and would offend no one. It is the sort of thing that everybody likes, but can't quite put their finger why or define the ingredients. It also makes me sleepy. TKO has nothin' on Absinthe & Lace. So soft and cuddly! Just testing it makes me want to go curl up under a quilt and nap. To be honest - I'm not crazy about it. But I wasn't crazy about Antique Lace, either. I don't get excited about wearing Absinthe & Lace. However, I feel like it is the sort of perfume that everyone should have in their scent wardrobe. It is like an outfit you save for weddings, or funerals, or job interviews, or when you take your conservative grandmother out to dinner for her birthday. It may not be a strong statement of your personal style, but it is what you wear when you need to be beautiful for the sake of other people, and not for yourself. Absinthe & Lace is like that outfit - comfortable, always appropriate, it puts others at ease, and it is timeless in its simplicity. My only real complaint is that it fades quickly, and needs to be reapplied every couple of hours. Keep a bottle and applicator with you if you wear it out to an event, for touch ups.
×