Failmingo Report post Posted August 23 Alrighty please bear with me, as there are LOTS of new things to share with you! Below is the list of everything new that we're bringing to Dragon Con. To further clarify, the Dragons and Peaches will be available ONLINE and IN PERSON during the days of the event itself. I know the specifics of that window will matter to some folks, down to the very minute -- I'll have that info clarified ASAP. For now just plan on Aug 30 thru Sep 2. All the new RPG things will be added to the General Catalog at some point in the near-ish future, but for now will only be available to sample and purchase IN PERSON at the event. Likewise, the Halloween 2024 preview items will only be available to sample and purchase IN PERSON at the event -- they'll be going online when the whole shebang is released in September. That's soon! We'll also have Lunacy items on hand from June, July, and August. You're welcome to hit me up with any questions in the meantime -- I may not know the answers, but I sure love the attention! Alrighty, here's the master list: ++ HERE BE DRAGONS 2024 Perfume Oils ($32 apiece) BEARDED DRAGON Taking things a bit literally. Dragon's blood resin, ambrette seed, brown musk, coffee bean, caramelized vanilla husk, and cardamom. BEATIFIC DRAGON A sainted sliver of dragon's breath: dragon's blood resin, vanilla silk, angelica seed, mimosa, orris root, pink grapefruit, and angelic amber musk. DRACONIC BEDTIME STORIES Protip: make sure they all live happily ever after. Dragon's blood resin, lavender bud, hops, fir needle, and incense smoke. DRAGON BLORGH Hrnnnnghhhuuurgleh: Dracaena cinnabari, blackened opoponax, labdanum, black oud, champaca resin, 3-year aged patchouli, and cacao. FLAXEN FLAME Golden gusts of gilded amber and dragon's blood heated by clove bud, white peppercorn, and allspice. NAGGING DRAGON All I hear is blah blah blah: crimson musk, dragon's blood smoke, wild plum, champagne grape, and dried pomegranate. ++ PEACH PIT 2024 Perfume Oil ($32 apiece) BLACK PEACH, BLACK TEA, AND BLACKCURRANT Delightfully tangy and bittersweet. FILTHY PEACH PULP Boo, you whore. Our trampiest peach to-date: overripe peach pulp infused with red musk, sultry black velvet musk, sweet honeyed fig, frilly vanilla, balsamic amber, and raw dark patchouli. PEACH FOUGERE An effervescent aldehydic peach cologne with hints of crushed herbs and fern. PEACH STICKY RICE Chewy, sugary, and steeped in coconut milk. ROASTED PEACH, VELVET ROSE, AND LABDANUM A surprisingly sensual and voluptuous peach blend. ++ PEACH PIT 2024 Atmosphere Spray ($33) PEACH AND LEMON BLOSSOM Twined with a hint of trumpet honeysuckle nectar. ++ PEACH PIT 2024 Hair Gloss ($36 apiece) PEACH-GLAZED HONEY CAKE AMBER-ENCASED RED PEACH PEACH AND RED BEAN PASTE ++ RPG Perfume Oils ($25) AASIMAR A scent infused with celestial power: radiant white amber, earthy cardamom, orris root, celestial incense, and diaphanous vanilla silk. DRAGONBORN Gleaming scales of leathery dragon’s blood resin with a splash of acid, a crack of ozone, and a hint of smoke. DROW Iridescent black opium poppy, indigo labdanum, ti leaf, and black plum with a shock of white musk and a crack of leather. TIEFLING Infernal red musk, sweet aged patchouli root, clove bud, saffron crocus, red champaca blossom, tobacco flower, and hemp. ++ SJW RPG Perfume Oils ($25 apiece) GNOME PASTRY CHEF Subterranean fruit compote squirting forth from a cardamom creampuff. MINOTAUR LANDSCAPER Shrubby and fresh: musky amber and copaiba balsam with neatly-mowed grass, well-trimmed hornbeam, upturned soil, and breezy spring blossoms. ORC MASSAGE THERAPIST A soothing, contemplative blend of fresh aster leaves, green tea, zucchini flower, and sandalwood incense. RAKSHASA PARTY MAGICIAN Shaggy spiced russet amber splattered by rice pudding, cocoa powder, and globs of cotton candy. ++ RPG Hair Gloss ($30 apiece) CELESTIAL AURA Divinity embodied: radiant golden amber, purifying chamomile, honeyed tea leaf, yellow bergamot, diaphanous vanilla, and white sandalwood. ELVEN GLAM Otherworldly luminescent blossoms shimmering in a mist-veiled forest glen. LICH, I’M FABULOUS Crypt chic for captivating cadavers: gleaming bone-white sandalwood encrusted with tomb moss, black champaca, and incense smoke. WEREWOLF FUR GLOSS Dazzlingly feral: deep, shadowy old growth bark and mosses and a drop of carnal pomace brandy. ++ HALLOWEEN 2024 MAIN CATEGORY Perfume Oil They thought of All Hallows' Night and the billion ghosts awandering the lonely lanes in cold winds and strange smokes. - Ray Bradbury BOURBON-SOAKED PUMPKIN PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE Gooey. BONFIRE TOFFEE Our spin on a traditional Guy Fawkes Night treat: treacle toffee soaked in rich, dark bourbon. PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING Literally everything! Pumpkin spice it all with this traditional brew of cinnamon, cardamom, allspice, and clove. PUMPKIN LATTE Espresso, pumpkin syrup, smoky vanilla bean, milk, raw sugar, and a dash of cinnamon and nutmeg. SAMHAIN Truly the scent of autumn itself — damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein. SUGAR SKULL Vibrant with the joy and sweetness of life in death! A blend of five sugars, lightly dusted with candied fruits. VINTAGE PUMPKIN BLOW MOLD A grinning, glowing gourd gleaming with 40 watts of radiant white musk, sweet orange, crystalline amber, and pumpkin rind. ++ WILD HEARSES Atmosphere Spray ($33 apiece) Infuse any vehicle or environment with the otherworldly swag of a rollin’ bone-mobile! WILD HEARSES is a series of 4oz Atmosphere & Linen Sprays which dare to ask important questions about life, death, and the liminal states in between. For example: have you heard the one about the overeager hearse driver? He got fired for parking on the shoulder. BPAL’s Atmosphere & Linen sprays are alcohol based, packaged in a 4oz pump mist bottle. Do not spray anywhere near heating elements or an open flame. Do not consume internally or spray directly on sensitive body parts. Please exercise common sense when spraying your hearse spray, lest the hearse come ‘round for you next! CONVERTIBLE HEARSE The cadaver, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind: a chilly whoosh of dead leaves seasoned with the perfect amount of smog. HOT PINK HEARSE Flashy pink guava, strawberry jam, sugared pink grapefruit, blackberry, bergamot, and pink champagne adorned with a gleaming chrome Landau bar. HEADLESS HEARSEMAN A bottomless swirl of black leather, dead branches, and flaming pumpkin guts. HEARSE OF PANCAKES There’s still a little time to kill before the viewing… surely it wouldn’t hurt to stop for a short stack? Black coffee, syrup-drenched buckwheat cakes, and a crusty cruller for the road. ++ HELOISE & ABELARD’S SPOOKY SINGLE NOTES Perfume Oil ($29 apiece) With the help of our witch and clown puppet friends, this year we’re getting back to basics. Remember the endless potential you felt as a kid while perusing the extremely limited options in your drug store’s Halloween aisle? A rubber nose here, a tinsel wig and plastic devil’s trident there… you could be anything, anything! That’s the spirit we’ve conjured for this year’s bumper crop of decidedly spooky single notes. Single notes are a terrific way to hyperfocus on a particular detail, or to achieve a very specific mood or aesthetic through layering scents. Heloise and Abelard’s tastes might err toward the unconventional, but they truly want you to look and smell your best. So when anyone comments on your unusual scent, just be sure to tell ‘em how your personal style has been influenced by the haunted puppets who occasionally take over your favorite gothic perfume laboratory. They may not understand, but they’ll definitely never forget you! BLACK LIPSTICK A goth awakening: waxy drugstore lipstick and clove cig residue. GRAVEYARD DIRT This is the scent of pure graveyard dust, spattered with grave loam and dusted lightly with tombstone moss. DATURA BLOSSOM Corpse white and bruise-purple, sacred datura is native to my west coast homeland. A seductive, heady, hypnotic bloom, as poisonous as it is beautiful. CLOWN WHITE Greasy petrolatum, lanolin, and titanium dioxide accords smeared with vanilla cream. Please note: this product contains no clowns or clown-derived materia. BLOOD SQUIB A sanguinous firecracker of cherry simple syrup and dragon’s blood resin. BONFIRE The perfume of withering leaves, their brittle forms surrendering to the flame, releasing a sigh of bitter smoke that is flickering with the ghosts of summer's memory. CANDIED APPLE Sour green apples encased in a sticky shell of iconic glossy red caramelized sugar syrup. INSULATION BOARD TOMBSTONE A fragrant melange of foam insulation board, PVC pipes, jigsaw grease, stone-textured spray paint, and polyurethane sealant. ++ HALLOWEEN 2024 Atmosphere Spray ($33 apiece) PUMPKIN NUT BREAD Pumpkin-puree baked into a walnut-studded loaf, steaming with cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
