A Commotion Among a Man’s Furniture Atmosphere Spray

[doomsday_disco]

… it is very far, indeed, from being an acknowledged fact that the spirits of the departed return to earth and make their presence known by causing a commotion among a man’s furniture.

Glasgow Morning Journal, February 22, 1865

 

A raucous thump of polished mahogany, rosewood, red leather, and walnut hurling through a haze of whiskey and cigar smoke.