Failmingo Report post Posted February 9, 2016 Dearest revelers and lustful onlookers, the Lupercalia update is now complete! For the NSFW fully-illustrated effect, browse here at the store. (Please note: don't put any of our products on your naughty bits. The fiery loin stoking is intended to be figurative, not literal. You'll get a really, really fiery stoke if you don't heed this common sense warning.) FRAU BEI DER SELBSTBEFRIEDIGUNG Bath Oil Gustav Klimt's ode to masturbation: pale sandalwood, white cream vanilla, and a touch of tea rose. SMUT Hair Gloss Quintessential BPAL filth. Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes. ++VD CLAW POLISH So much pink! So much glitter! So many vulvas! BLOSSOMING VULVA Nail Polish Vulva-pink crème. BOOT GIRL Nail Polish Shimmering French pink with a mist of silver. BRIGHT RED DILDO Nail Polish An ejaculation of red glitter. HAIL SATIN Nail Polish Toe-shoe pink with an iridescent lilac sheen. LUPERCI Nail Polish Ivy-green crème. REFLECTED VULVA Nail Polish Labial pink with fine iridescent glitter. SUGARCANE ME Nail Polish A shocking hot pink glitter with opalescent purply glitter bits! WOMB FURIE Nail Polish An enflamed fuchsia glitterbomb! ++SMOOCHES We are thrilled to announce another Black Phoenix Trading Post / Villainess collaborative project! BPTP and Villainess have teamed up to create Bliss Smooch - concocted by Villainess, scented by Black Phoenix! About the Smooches... "The Smooch is a Villainess original; a multi-tasking product cleverly disguised as the most indulgent thing to ever touch your skin. We start with a carefully balanced blend of feather-light (yet vitamin-rich) grapeseed oil, and an exotic vegetable butter - mango, unrefined shea, or black cocoa, coconut oil to melt at skin temperature, and lashings of cherry kernel oil. And then we add the good stuff; raw sugars or sea salts to exfoliate without any rough edges to abrade your gorgeous skin, crushed botanicals or bright ticklish jojoba beads to gently slough off dead skin cells. When you get a Smooch into the damp luxury of a warm bath or shower, they emulse into an impossibly light milky lotion that rinses away cleanly. Exfoliating and moisturising in one easy step, Smooch leaves you smooth and supple - in other words, perfectly kissable! This Moisturizing Body Scrub is both water-activated and preservative free. To maintain their luscious textures, avoid pre-activating them, and to prevent microbial growth keep them as dry as possible during use. We recommend using a Smooch completely within 30 days of your first use." LOVE Smooch Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde Pink roses, sugared pomegranate, apple blossom, white ginger, and velvet-white vanilla. LUST Smooch Unfailing golden arrows dipped in lust: shimmering amber and copal with red musk, red patchouli, beeswax, hay sugar, and a drop of Turkish rose. ++THE GARDEN OF APHRODITE Inspired by the art of Franz Von Bayros, we present the Garden of Aphrodite! RECOLLECTION Bath Oil Marshmallow root, cream vanilla, Roman chamomile, and cocoa butter. THE LADY IN BLACK Atmosphere Spray Opulent gilded red musk and ivory-encrusted vanilla with orris root, smoked amber, red patchouli, and red oudh. THE LOVE SWING Hair Gloss Vanilla-infused cardamom and sleek black patchouli. THE THORNY PATH Atmosphere Spray 3-year aged patchouli, tree moss, rose thorn, leather, and vanilla oudh. ++SHUNGAS OIL PAPER UMBRELLA Atmosphere Spray Lemon peel and white sandalwood with sweet amber and black tea. SECRETS OF THE HANAMACHI Atmosphere Spray Tangerine, red musk, ti leaf, vanilla orchid, and white honey. FLUTTERING PEONIES Bath Oil Chinese peony aflutter with gilded vanilla, sweet honey, peach, and spiced carnation. SPIDERWEB KIMONO Bath Oil French lavender, white frankincense, Himalayan cedar, and jasmine sambac absolute. YAKUMO NO CHIGIRI Bath Oil Green tea, juniper leaf, and honeyed green apple. DEPARTING LIKE SMOKE Hair Gloss Sandalwood, tiare, white oudh, and white amber. ENVELOPED IN SILK Hair Gloss Strawberry cream, white musk, and orris root. THE CARD GAME Hair Gloss Dried blue and indigo fruits, iris root, and white oudh. THE GEISHA AND THE SAMURAI Hair Gloss Blood orange, wood amber, and white tea. THE POEM CLOUD Hair Gloss Sugared red musk, cardamom, and honey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites