Surprise: WHITE LARRY is Now Available On Our Site

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Due to popular demand, as well as the urgency of the cause (funding the Humane Society of Ventura County's wildfire rescue efforts) we have decided to make WHITE LARRY available to one and all.

 

Featuring art by Drew Rausch, this perfume was inspired by jokes about an apocryphal relative of Black Phillip's -- an embarrassing, not-quite-Satanic cousin. "Every family has got one; that one relative that just isn’t quite diabolical enough, the one that makes Sabbats just kinda awkward."

 

His scent? Goat’s milk, buttermilk, and butter. Lots of butter.

 

[Please note: this perfume is not vegan, as it contains butter CO2 extract.]

 

Thanks to one and all who share and support this fundraiser! May the blank, completely non-threatening gaze of White Larry look kindly upon you.