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Not A Drill, Is NATIONAL EMERGY

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Yeah, we've rolled out a lot recently, but the one thing we don't have any control over is a goddamned NATIONAL EMERGY. 

 

We at the Lab are releasing yet another ACLU fundraiser scent, inspired by our nation's latest flirtation with autocracy. And we can't promote these posts on social media without running afoul of "political advertising," so please help us spread the good (bad) news!

 

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/activism/national-emergy-sic-perfume-oil/

 

NATIONAL EMERGY (sic)

"A four-alarm fire made of bold faced lies: bullshit-brown patchouli aflame with red ginger and pimento, sugared with the poisonous false promises of a racist autocrat, soured by hazard-yellow lemon rind."

 

Proceeds from the sale of this perfume blend will benefit the American Civil Liberties Union

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