Today's Update: Philosophers Guild, COLD MOON, 13, Yule Beard Oils, and More!

[Failmingo]

Lots to love in today's update, including a special unveiling of our new Unemployed Philosophers Guild collaboration! Recapped below are our Lunacy offerings (plus 13!), a set of Yuletide beard oil blends. 

 

++ UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-category/the-unemployed-philosophers-guild/

 

HYPATIA
"Rose water and a mineralic, star-dappled blend of white musk, crystalline amber, and sweet oud."

 

JOHN LOCKE
"A blend of 17th century grooming products and some Sexy Virgo Philosopher Leather Action: lavender pomade, a splash of Carmelite water, tonka bean, and a well-worn strop."

 

SOCRATES
"Inspired by anointing oils used in the philosopher’s time after partaking in public baths: orris root, ambergris accord, frankincense, olive blossom, black fig, and marjoram."

 

ARISTOTLE Beard Oil
"Oman frankincense, Greek sage, and white juniper."

 

 

++ YULE BEARD OILS

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-category/yule-2019/yule-beard-oil/

 

ANTE LUCIFERUM GENITUS
A radiant waft of incense: Oman frankincense, myrrh, ambrette seed, tobacco leaf, and red sandalwood.

BLAM
Smells like falling face first into a Christmas tree farm at the onset of winter.

COAL
You’ve been bad. Really, really bad. Sooty black pepper, black patchouli, leather, and cacao.

EGG NOG
Sweet brandy, dark rum, heavy cream, sugar, and a dash of nutmeg.

FRANKINCENSE & TEREBINTH
A deep, shadowy heady green incense.

KRAMPUS
Be good, or Krampus will toss you in a river! Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches.

GINGERBREAD & MYRRH
Incense wafting through a gingerbread maze.

 

 

++ FRIDAY THE 13th

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/a-little-lunacy-limited-edition/13-perfume-oil-2/

 

13

"I am exhausted by current events and worldwide so this 13 is just the warmest, cheeriest goddamn thing I could come up with right now. I need cheering, and dollars to donuts, you probably do, too. Five chocolates, ranging from sweet to smoky, with white sugar, brown sugar, cardamom, coconut, vanilla marshmallow, hazelnut, candied pralines, and Madagascar vanilla."

 

 

++ A LITTLE LUNACY

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/a-little-lunacy-limited-edition/cold-moon-2019-perfume-oil/

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/apparel/t-shirts/cold-moon-tee/

 

COLD MOON

The Full Moon that shines over the frost-rimed heart of winter. Traditional lunar oils combined with glittering snow flowers, chilly herbs, soft breezes and frozen ferns.

 

++ DUETS

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-category/a-little-lunacy-limited-edition/duets-a-little-lunacy-limited-edition/

 

RASPBERRY AND RED BENZOIN

A tart, strange incense.

 

JONQUIL & POET'S NARCISSUS

A gentle, stirring, eloquent perfume.

 

CHAMPA & MYRRH

A shadowed temple.

 

VIOLET & PALE WOODS

Dry, soft, and sorrowful.

 

WHITE GARDENIA & VANILLA CREAM

Sweetly triumphant.